Ack:- Jai Purohit

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. – Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. – Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. – May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. – Phorget Everyone… Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D – Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there’s nothing you can do about it.

In an interview a candidate was asked the question “Why We don’t Have pointers in JAVA?”, to which he replied like this:

I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with my step daughter and married her. Hence, my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter became my mother. Some months later, my wife gave birth to a son, who became the brother in law of my father as well as my uncle.

The wife of my father, that is my step daughter, also had a son. Thereby, I got a brother and at the same time a grandson. My wife is my grandmother, since she is my mother’s mother. Hence, I am my wife’s husband and at the same time her step-grandson; in other words, I am my own grandfather.

I guess that’s why we don’t have pointers in Java.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? – Justbeer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? – Justone Singh.

What do you call a sikh female’s boyfriend? – Her-Pal Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ? – IK-BAL Singh

What do you call a sardar looking for happiness? – KHUSH-WANT Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water? – Jalandhar Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water and able to breath also?- Jalandhar Singh Gill.

Bengali who talks much – Chatter-jee

Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off – B. Reddy

One who can’t be steady after a drink – P. K. Girpade

Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho;
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,

Maate tame Kunwara lago chho.

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi

Dil naa dardo ne pinaro shu jane,
prem naa rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar maa,
Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

Zindagi ne jiv-vani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma,
aakhri samji lidhi!

Shu karu fariyaad tari,
Fariyaad ma yaad chhe Fari fari ne yaad tari,
Ej mari fariyaad chhe!

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho,
ke mara sivay aa khada-ma ketla pade chhe!

Doobta jeevan na tame swaas chho,
kahu kem ke tame kaik ‘khaas’ chho,
Tame phool nahi pan jamin par ugta ghaas chho,
sachu kahu, tame ek moto Traas chho.

Loko kahe-chhe ke – Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke –
Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

Ack : – Jay Vora

તમને જોઇને વળે ફૂલોને પસીનો
તેને ઝાકળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

મુખડૂં ઢંકાય જો ફરફરતી લટોથી
તેને ચંદ્રગ્રહણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

મીઠડી બે વાત કરી ભીંજાવો હૈયાને
તેને શ્રાવણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

તમારા જ સ્વપ્નમાં વીતે રાતલડી
તેને જાગરણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

હંમેશા ડૂબી જઉ નયનની ગહેરાઇમાં
તેને વમળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

સાન-ભાન ભુલાવું તમારા ઇશારે
તેને વશીકરણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

આપણા દિલમાં ઉગી લીલીછમ લાગણી
તેને કૂંપળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

નજરથી નજર મળતાં શરમાય નજર
તેને પ્રણયનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

1 The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3 Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

4 What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

5 “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6 “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10 You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes …”