Squeeze u’r grey cells and try to find out the answer :
Try adding appropriate punctuation to the words below and come out
with
a
sentence.

IS IS NOT NOT NOT IS NOT IS IS IS IS NOT IS NOT IS IT NOT

THE ANSWER IS .
“Is” is not “Not”, “Not” is not “Is”, “Is” is “Is”, “Not” is”Not”. Is it not?

Ack :~ Mayur

Do you love someone this much ?
Thanks Dolly for sharing this e-mail.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle…

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself?

It’s bugging me.

In the paper the next day:

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke,
but he didn’t Want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time,
then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6
days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(WOW!)
Damn lucky pig!!!

A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (“Honey,
I’m home. What the.?!”) Hmmm 30 minutes huh?

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a human jumping the length of a football
field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig – can you
imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig …quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump
(OK, so that would be a good
thing………………..)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Inches of rain in New Orleans due to hurricane Katrina… 18
Inches of rain in Mumbai (July 27th)…. 37.1

Population of New Orleans… 484,674
Population of Mumbai…. 12,622,500

Deaths in New Orleans within 48 hours of Katrina…100
Deaths in Mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37.

Number of people to be evacuated in new Orleans…entire city..Ooohhh
Number of people evacuated in Mumbai…10,000

Cases of shooting and violence in New Orleans…Countless
Cases of shooting and violence in Mumbai.. NONE

Time taken for US army to reach New Orleans…48hours
Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach Mumbai…12hours

Status 48hours later…New Orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricity
Status 48hours later.. Mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as usual

USA…world’s most developed nation
India…JUST A DEVELOPING NATION..

Oops…..did I get the last fact wrong??? Or am I just being proud of being an INDIAN?

Click Here to read Human Body Facts
Ack : ~ Nehan Sara

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
“ Well,” he said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”

I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

1. At least 5 people in this world
love you so much they would
die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness
to anyone, even if they don’t like you.

5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don’t know
even exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look:
You most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself,
you probably sooner or later will get it.

13. Always remember compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them;
you will fell much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend,
take the time to let them
know that they’re great.

Ack : ~ Gayatree G Nalwadad

A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies:
“If it’s the same software that runs my company’s IT systems, this plane won’t even take off”

This is called Confidence!