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How to get rich despite bloodbath at markets

If there was one question that people would pay a million bucks to have the answer to, it would be – How do I get rich? The answer is really obvious – if you have a million to spare then why waste it on a foolish question.

Invest it and over the years you’ll surely get your millions.

But that’s not the answer they are looking for. Surely there has got to be something more to it — some deep insights, some invaluable pearls of wisdom, some magic!

Not really. It’s often just simple common sense. Like Robert Kiyosaki’s best selling book Rich Dad, Poor Dad that should be made the Bible of the financial world. Here are four points from there on how you can do it:

1. The value of learning

Go back to your earliest memory. When you wanted to ride a bike on your street, the first thing you had to do was learn how to ride. Or when you wanted to pass your Maths exam, you had to learn your tables. Then why is it that when we want to make money, do we not understand that we have to learn good investing?

Instead we tend to just pick up the phone, speak to our stockbroker, buy a stock and start dreaming of becoming rich. That’s exactly what rich investors don’t do.

Instead, they ‘learn’ to ‘invest’. They learn all there is to know about the art of investing in stocks. All about the stocks they wish to buy and only then do they take the plunge. Above all, they keep practicing what they have learnt. They keep sharpening their saw. This single factor of learning before hand separates the rich investors from the poor investors,

2. Shop at a discount

Another bit of common sense — What do you do when your neighborhood super market announces a SALE? You flock into the stores and buy up every little item and build up at home piles of grocery, soaps, etc. But when stock markets reduce the prices of shares and announce a ‘crash’ every investor rushes in to ‘sell’ and runs away from the market.

Again, conversely, when Super Markets raise their prices, customers shy away and refrain from buying till the next ‘sale’; but when Stock Markets announce rising prices, every investor rushes in to ‘buy’.

This is not the way rich investors behave. They follow the same principle of buying at the super market. They buy stocks only when the stock markets crash. Ask Warren Buffet!

3. Define asset

If you own it, it’s an asset. If you owe it, it’s not. The rich never keep their wealth in the form of liquid money in a bank account. They always keep acquiring assets while the poor acquire liabilities, which they mistakenly believe are their assets.

A house bought on a loan is not an asset, it’s a liability. The same goes for paying for groceries through credit card. So you need to learn the difference.

In life what is important is not how much money you ‘make’ but how much of that money you succeed in ‘keeping’ and ‘multiplying’.

The rich know how to keep it because they know how to invest it. Money well invested is money well kept. Good investing is often more rewarding than good earning.

4. Make real money

Real money is made when you ‘buy’ an asset and not when you sell that asset is yet another gem from the author. Be careful of the price you pay when investing in an asset.

Don’t rush into buying any investment at any price. Wait till the prices come down the way. The ‘price’ of the asset when you buy is the sole determinant of your profit on that asset when sold. If you buy that asset cheap, your profit on sale is obviously larger.

All these four seems rather straightforward now that you think about it. We known all this instinctively and we only have to apply it to the stock markets — it’s really common sense.

The only problem is that common sense isn’t really all that common.

Ack : IBN Live

Don’t get drunk on the stock price – Salesforce.com CEO Benioff

Source : CNBC

“Don’t get drunk on the stock price.”

That is Salesforce.com’s motto. Management uses it to keep the company focused on what matters most: satisfying customers rather than Wall Street.

“That is the only thing that matters,” CEO Marc Benioff told Cramer Tuesday.

Benioff said Salesforce is working with customers to find out exactly what they need in this tough environment. That, more than almost any other factor, is what drives business right now.

The goal is to impress upon customers that Salesforce’s “cloud computing” model is their best option. Forget big contracts with Microsoft , Oracle or SAP. Move past outdated hardware and software solutions. Benioff said his company’s “pay-as-you-go, elastic model” offers clients much more flexibility.

In fact, Benioff pointed out that Salesforce has nothing in common with a company like SAP. His stock was downgraded by a couple of analysts because they assumed Salesforce would slump just as SAP has, but that’s not the case. While SAP relies on large, “mega-transactions” each quarter, Benioff said, Salesforce’s on-demand model keeps revenues flowing.

Admittedly, even Benioff is playing it “more cautious and conservative than ever” given how hard the economy is right now. The company’s sitting on $823 million in cash and plans to do just that – sit on it – for the time being. Benioff said he’s more concerned with business fundamentals, which includes signing big customers and reaping the rewards over time.

“Some companies do well in tough times,” Cramer said. “This is one of them.”

Still, he thinks CRM is too high right now, and the market’s too tough. Cramer recommended waiting until the stock comes down before buying. And Salesforce is definitely worth a look when it does

Handle Salesforce Outbound Messages easily via Pervasive

by S. Patton, Technical Writer, Pervasive Software, Inc.

Salesforce offers outbound messaging so that you can monitor changes in your online CRM data. Once the SOAP message goes out, however, you’re on your own. Salesforce leaves it up to you to handle the message and channel it into something useful. Pervasive has done over 500 Salesforce implementations. Our customers wanted an easy way to handle those messages and turn them into emails or rows in a database, alter the format of the messages, pass them on to an ESB or otherwise turn them into useful data.

The new Salesforce Outbound Message Service is an add-on for version 9.2 of Pervasive Data Integrator that listens for and processes SOAP outbound messages from salesforce.com. When a message arrives from Salesforce, the service accepts the message and spawns a Pervasive Integration Engine instance. The message is then processed based on the specification file that you create with Map or Process Designer. Since Salesforce controls how messages are aggregated and sent, a single SOAP message may contain several notifications, all of which can be handled appropriately by a single specification file.

To use the Salesforce Outbound Message Service, you need to complete four steps:

  1. Set up outbound messaging and associated workflow rules in salesforce.com.
  2. Create a specification file to handle the incoming messages.
  3. Start the service container.
  4. Configure and deploy the Web service.

1. Set up outbound messaging and associated workflow rules in Salesforce.
Determine which fields and tables you wish to monitor in Salesforce. Specify workflow rules for when messages are triggered. For example, a message can be triggered each time a new lead is added, or when a specific contact name is changed. You’ll need to configure at least one workflow rule for each outbound message type. Information on how to set up workflow rules and outbound messages is located in the Salesforce online documentation.

2. Create a specification file to handle the incoming messages.
The specification file tells the service how to handle incoming messages. For example, you may want to save the message in its original format, format it to a specific standard, email it to others, etc. Your specification file can either be a simple process, or a .djar file. Any Pervasive process that does not contain any maps is fully specified in one XML file, and it can simply be uploaded to Salesforce as is. For processes with maps, .djar files can be created that contain all of the XML files for a full process compressed into one file. Since only one file can be uploaded to salesforce.com for each service you configure, upload a .djar file for processes with maps.

3. Start the service container.
Before you can access the Web service application, you need to start the service. On a Windows machine, Start/All Programs/Pervasive/SFDC Outbound Messaging Service/Start Service will get the service running. (Check the Pervasive documentation for Linux instructions.) To stop the service, select the same path to Stop Service.

4. Configure and deploy the Web service.
Log into the Web service application, configure and deploy your application, and you are ready to receive outbound messages. The Service Management Console is on the same Start path as the Start and Stop Service commands.

That’s really all there is to it, but here are a few helpful tips:

To see if a message is undelivered, log into salesforce.com, and click “View Message Delivery Status.”

To view the service log file, use the Start/All Programs/Pervasive/SFDC Outbound Messaging Service/View Service Container Log command on Windows, or open it directly with a text editor in the Pervasive installation directory\SFDC-OM\servicemix-3.2.1 on your server.

Modi gets Nano to drive from Gujarat

Within days of moving out of West Bengal, Tata Motors have decided to drive the Nano project to and from Gujarat. This development comes after Tata scouted many sites including some in Karnataka and Andhra Pradesh.

Tata Motors Chairman Ratan Tata and Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi will make an announcement on Tuesday evening in a joint press conference.

Modi

The Tatas have chosen Sanand, close to Ahmedabad, as the project site. The site is located within the 2,200-acre Anand Agriculture University campus.

Sources say things are moving fast at the government front for the transfer of 1,000 acres of land to the Tatas.

Modi, who also completes seven years in office on Tuesday, will have a discussion with his Cabinet colleagues before finalising the deal.

Read Complete Story @ IBNLive.com

Lyrics of Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Song

Following are lyrics of one of my favorite song from “Tumse Accha Kaun Hai” Movie …

Music By Nadeem-Shravan
Lyrics By Sameer
Performed by Alka Yagnik

Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho
Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho
Zindagi Khafa Khafa Aur Tum Dil Lagane Ki Baat Karthe Ho
Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho

Mere Haalat Aisi Hai Ki Main Kuch Kar Nahin Sakta
Mere Haalat Aisi Hai Ki Main Kuch Kar Nahin Sakta
Tadapta Hai Yeh Dil Lekin Yeh Aahen Bhar Nahin Sakta
Zakhm Hai Hara Hara Aur Tum Chot Khaane Ki Baat Karte Ho
Zindagi Khafa Khafa Aur Tum Dil Lagane Ki Baat Karthe Ho
Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho

Zamane Mein Bhala Kaise Mohabbat Log Karte Hai
Zamane Mein Bhala Kaise Mohabbat Log Karte Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Ki Ab To Shikayat Log Karte Hai
Aag Hai Buji Buji Aur Tum Lau Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho
Zindagi Khafa Khafa Aur Tum Dil Lagane Ki Baat Karthe Ho
Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho

Kabhi Jo Khwaab Dekha To Mili Parchiyaan Mujhko
Kabhi Jo Khwaab Dekha To Mili Parchiyaan Mujhko
Muhje Mehfil Ki Khwaaish Thi Mili Tanhaaiyan Mujhko
Har Taraf Dua Dua Aur Tum Aashiyaane Ki Baat Karthe Ho
Zindagi Khafa Khafa Aur Tum Dil Lagane Ki Baat Karthe Ho
Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho

Is US a Bailout Nation ? List of Bailouts in US

What is Bailout ?
A situation in which a business, individual or government offers money to a failing business in order to prevent the consequences that arise from a business’s downfall. Bailouts can take the form of loans, bonds, stocks or cash. They may or may not require reimbursement.

Investopedia Says:
Bailouts have traditionally occurred in industries or businesses that may be perceived no longer being viable, or are just sustaining huge losses. Typically, these companies employ a large number of people, leading some people to believe that the economy would be unable sustain such a huge jump in unemployment if the business folded.

Following is the trail of BAILOUT(S) happening ever n than in US.

Bailouts in USUS Crisis

1932 — The Hoover administration creates the Reconstruction Finance Corp. to facilitate economic activity by lending money in the Great Depression.

1933 — The Roosevelt administration creates the Home Owners’ Loan Corp. to buy $3 billion in bad mortgages from banks and refinance them to homeowners to stem a rise in foreclosures. The government makes a small profit.

1971 — Congress saves Lockheed Aircraft Corp., the nation’s biggest defense contractor, from bankruptcy by guaranteeing the repayment of $250 million in bank loans.

1979 — Congress and the Carter administration arrange for $1.2 billion in subsidized loans to bail out automaker Chrysler Corp., then the nation’s 10th-largest company. There ultimately was no significant cost to the government, since the loans were repaid.

1984 — Congress effectively takes over the ailing Continental Illinois National Bank and Trust, which failed with $40 billion of assets. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. injects $4.5 billion to buy bad loans.

1989 — Congress establishes the Resolution Trust Corp. to take over bad assets and make depositors whole. Resolving the S&L crisis takes six years and $125 billion in taxpayer money — roughly equal to $200 billion in today’s dollars.

1998 — The government brokers a $3.6 billion private bailout in the collapse of the Long-Term Capital Management hedge fund, although no government money is involved.

2001 — Congress authorizes $5 billion in cash after the Sept. 11 terror attacks to help shore up the airline industry and follows up with $10 billion in loan guarantees.

2008:

March 16 — The Federal Reserve agrees to guarantee $29 billion of Bear Stearns’ assets in connection with the government-sponsored sale of the investment bank to JPMorgan Chase & Co.

July 11 — Federal regulators seize IndyMac Bank’s assets after the mortgage lender succumbs to the pressures of tighter credit, falling home prices and rising foreclosures. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. says it will cost about $8.9 billion out of its $53 billion insurance fund.

Sept. 7 — The Treasury Department seizes teetering mortgage finance institutions Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, temporarily putting them in a government conservatorship with plans to inject up to $100 billion into each.

Sept. 16 — The government announces an $85 billion emergency loan to rescue American International Group Inc., the world’s largest insurance company, in return for a 79.9 percent stake in AIG.

Sept. 19 — The Bush administration announces a plan to let the government buy hundreds of billions of dollars of bad mortgages and other forms of toxic debt that have been weighing down U.S. financial companies.

Doesn’t this echoes US as Bailout Nation ?

Always Life doesn’t turn out the way we plan it

A woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison.

Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.

Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate. When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin. The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the aretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it.

The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom. The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn’t make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud. Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh. She was free! She was free! Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the dead caretaker.

Many people believe they have life all figured out….. but sometimes it just doesn’t turn out the way they planned it.

Think of a ‘Plan B’ !

Sardar Jokes Contd.,

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.

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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab ,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza
hut kyun leja raha hai………
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein ‘Delivery Free’ hai..

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab…
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

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American says: ‘ US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..’
Sardarji says: ‘ India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!’

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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone
& saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was
going & I sent my wife with him

CAPTCHA-breaking is a huge business in India

Small Iindian companies solving 25K captchas per day!!! and that’s a headache for Gmail/Hotmail/yahoo.

CAPTCHA-breaking is a huge business in nations like India, where workers will input thousands of CAPTCHAs per day in exchange for a minuscule amount of money per CAPTCHA successfully decoded.

2008 hasn’t been the best year for CAPTCHA-based anti-spam systems; Google’s Gmail CAPTCHA was broken in February, followed by that of Hotmail in April. Researchers have fought back by incorporating images into CAPTCHAs, but this is only effective against bot-driven CAPTCHA crackers, and while automated attackers may be responsible for a majority of the CAPTCHA-breaking attempts that occur every day, they no longer account for the entirety.

Dancho Danchev, writing for ZDNet, reports on the emergence of CAPTCHA-breaking as an economic model in India. He reports that it’s impossible to untangle the corporate web that’s unfurled, given that large CAPTCHA-breaking companies often farm work out to multiple smaller businesses, but all available information suggests that CAPTCHA-cracking (referred to as “solving” in marketing parlance) is a booming sector of the Indian tech economy. Danchev reports that CAPTCHA-crackers can earn more per day than they can as legitimate data processing centers.

Indian CAPTCHA-crackers (perhaps they were Chinese gold farmers in another life) appear to earn between 1/10 and 1/8 of a cent per CAPTCHA solved. The businesses in question advertise a wide range of available CAPTCHAs per day; smaller outfits claim they can provide 25,000-50,000 solutions per day, while large-scale operations advertise themselves as producing up to 700,000 CAPTCHAs in a single day. These cracking systems are also designed to minimize lag; one company states it can return CAPTCHAs from MySpace within 20 seconds, though they rather humorously note: “We run into many slowdowns. The most common bottleneck is that MySpace itself is often bogged down, slow and error prone, which then makes it very difficult for our servers to pull captchas quickly.”

One can’t help wondering if heavy traffic from India is one reason why MySpace is boggy, lethargic, and “error-prone.” CAPTCHAs may not be dead, at least not yet, but the corporatization of breaking spells serious trouble for any company that relies on CAPTCHAs to foil spammers. They were nice while they lasted (if occasionally impossible to read), but it’s hard to see how researchers will find a CAPTCHA that legitimate customers can read that remains illegible to humans paid to solve them.

Source : ArsTechnica

Is it the end of capitalism in US?

As Wall Street tottered on the brink of collapse and the US government unveiled one the largest market interventions in its history, stakeholders from every side weighed in with incredibly stark views of the country’s economic future.

The assessments did not just focus on the country’s short-term economic health. Many believe this week’s events could drastically change the way the US does business.

“Capitalism as we knew it – free-market capitalism – seems to be dead,” declared Rob Cox, editor of financial website breakingviews.com.

The extent of the US government’s reach into the operations of private companies has been unprecedented. On Tuesday it took control of the world’s largest insurer, American International Group Inc. The week before it took over mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which together guarantee nearly half of the $12-trillion US mortgage market.

If Congress approves the necessary legislation next week, the government could become the biggest player in the US financial sector, taking control of hundreds of billions of dollars in shaky mortgage-related assets that are at the centre of the credit crisis.

Some were calling it “socialized capitalism” and predicting a price tag for the taxpayer as high as $1 trillion , yet even typically free-market Republicans seemed to acknowledge there was little other choice.

Republican Senator Jon Kyl described the effects of Wall Street’s risk-taking as a “cancer” spreading across the wider economy, shutting down the availability of credit to the average consumer and making it unavoidable for the government to take over.

It marks a stark change from the support of deregulation and smaller government that has led economic policy over the last few decades in the US.

Read Complete Analysis of US Capitalism @ Economic Times

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