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Moral out of Reading Bhagwad Geeta

An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson.
Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavat Geeta. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, “Grandpa! I try to read the Bhagavat Geeta just like you but I don’t understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Bhagavat Geeta do?”

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, “Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water.”

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, “You’ll have to move a little faster next time,” and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again.

This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, “I don’t want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You’re just not trying hard enough,” and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house.

The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, “See Grandpa, it’s useless!”
“So you think it is useless?” The old man said, “Look at the basket.”
The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.

“Son, that’s what happens when you read the Bhagavat Geeta. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out. That is the work of Krishna in our lives.”

Types of Friends …

AF – Always friend
BF – Boy friend
CF – Close friend
DF – Dear friend
EF – Ever friend
FF – Forever friend
GF – girl friend
HF – Helping friend
IF – Innocent friend
JF – Jovial friend
KF – Kind friend
LF – Lovely friend
MF – Merry friend
NF – Naughty friend
OF – Only friend
PF – Personal friend
QF – Quiet friend
RF – Rare friend
SF – Special friend
TF – Thick friend
UF – Understanding friend
VF – Valuable friend
WF – Wonderful friend
XF – Xcellent friend
YF – Youth friend
ZF – Zeal friend

select any 1 out of it for our friends

Bill Gate’s Rules

Bill Gates gave a speech at a high school about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Shayari .. Humorous ones

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usay I Love U kahna,
agar woh gussay main aajay to darna mat,
sar jhukana aur kahna,
pyari behna milti rahna

Aur bhi kitni cheezein lut chuki hai dil k saath
ye farmaya doston ne ishq farmane k baad
isliye room ki har cheez kar leta hoon check
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane k baad.

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
woh apne he husn ka dewana hogaya,
Muqabla husn main hisa liya aap ne bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila magar..
aap ko jurmana hogaya

Jis tarhan suraj nikalta hai har raat k baad,
Chand alwida kehta hai mulaqaat k baad,
Tum ghar se mat nikalna warna log kahenge,
Dekho mandak nikal aya barsaat k baad.

Us ne hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne us ki doli uthai hui hai
Humain pata tha woh bewafa niklegi isiliye
Hum ne us ki choti behan bhi phansai hui hai

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatte kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Sea view ka fawara na hota.
Girls college k gate ka nazara na hota,
ager fashion ney larkiyon ko bigarah na hota
To ahmedabad ka koi larka awara na hota.

har karz dosti ka ada koun karega?
hum na rahe to dosti koun karega?
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna meri shadi mein dance koun karega?

bull bull ka bacha,
khata tha khichri, pita tha pani,
gata tha gane, mere sarhane,
ek din uraya, wapis na aaya,
kuttay ka bacha.

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna adaat ki baat hai
aap se dur rahna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

My First Time – Humor

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow…

I am the Father of many

Ack: – Vishal Jain

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said. ” I am a Father.” The little boy replied. “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.” The priest looked up from his book and answered. “I am the Father of many.”

The boy said. “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said. “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.

“Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar.”

Delivering certainty at 300 km per hour – TCS and Ferrari

At 2 pm on race day when rubber hits the road and the world’s eyes are on the race track – TCS is ready to deliver certainty with speed for Ferrari- even at 350 km per hour

Cutting-edge solutions delivered with speed and precision and the constant search for excellence and innovation had led to a partnership between the makers of one of the world’s fastest and most famous red car and Asia’s largest software company.

TATA Consultancy Services and Scuderia Ferrari have crossed yet another milestone on their journey, completing three years of a successful relationship. In 2004, in a unique initiative both the companies had come together where teams of engineers and specialists from TCS provided IT and engineering services and assist in the development of the Formula 1 racing car and the Ferrari sports car.

The F1 car is the most complex and advanced car platform in the market, packing research in aero dynamics, engine technology, brakes, tyres and modelling to name just a few. An F1 car is a feat of engineering in many domains. It has more in common with a jet fighter than it does with a normal car.

Experts compare it to a moving solutions platform that tests not only the stamina of the drivers but also mechanical and electronic systems that have to perform under levels of extreme stress. Goalposts shift dramatically every moment and pressure to deliver is a constant. From car electronics to safety, aerodynamics to trouble-shooting, TCS works with the F1 team to provide IT-based solutions before, during and between races.

A Formula 1 entry, as part of Ferrari’s technology team is a feather in the cap for TCS, showing that the Indian industry leader is now part of an elite group that is driving the future of technology worldwide. Collection and processing of millions of data elements with speed and accuracy is daily business at Scuderia Ferrari, the Maranello, Italy-based home of the car manufacturers.

While glamour and speed is what attracts millions of viewers to the races, a lesser-known fact is that increasingly, TCS has also delivered cutting edge engineering solutions to several customers in Europe in the automotive, aerospace, heavy engineering and automation domain.

TCS remains the first and only Indian company to enter the F1 stadium alongside the most famous occupant of this global arena.

21 Nice things to Remember

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
FIVE. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..
FIFTEEN. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Sher o Shayari

Read following conversation btwn me and my frnds, Its Damn good

Chirag
Log Kehte hai ke pyar itna bhi mat karo ki GF sar per sawar ho jaye ……
Log Kehte hai ke pyar itna bhi mat karo ki GF sar per sawar ho jaye ……
Hum Kahte hain ke Pyar itna karo ki…..GF ki Friend bhi aapke saath FARAR ho jaye…..

Arham Khan Replies
Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Huva
Toh Rab Sey Shikayat Hogi…………….
Eko Toh Jhela Nahi Jata
Doosra Aa Gaya Toh Kya Halat Hogi..

Ritesh Kumar Replies
Bahut khusnuma kal ki raat gujri hai,
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas gujri hai,
Na neend aayi na khwab koi,
Bas aapke hi khayalo me raat gujri hai!!!!!!!!!!!

Arham Khan Replies Back
Dil Mey Hai Mohabbat Kitni
Iska Koi Andaza Nahi,
Dil Khol Kar Kaisey Bataye
Jiska Koi Dawarza Nahi

Arham Khan Bouces Back
Mohabbat Mujhe Thi Unsey Itni,
Ki Unki Yadoon Mey Dil Tadapta Raha,
Maut Bhi Meri Chahat Ko Rok Na Saki,
Ki Khabr Mey Bhi Dil Dhadaktha Raha.

Chirag too Bounces Back
Tanhaiyo ke shahar me ek ghar bana lia,
Ruswaiyon ko apna mukkadar bana lia.
Dekha hai yaha pathar ko pujte hain log,
Bas isliye apne dil ko pathar bana lia.

Arham Khan Bouces Bounces Back
Fizaon Par Asar Hawaon Ka Hota Hai,
Mohabbar Par Asar Adaon Ka Hota Hai,
Koi Aisehi Nahin Banta Dewana Kisika,
Kuch To Asar Nihgahonka Hota Hai

Network Analysis…Can U Solve This

To all , who know how to solve the problems mathematically, something for you all.Please solve it

Kirchoff’s Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff’s Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise :
Please apply Kirchoff’s Current and Voltage laws to the following figure:

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