Veteran rockers the Rolling Stones played in front of 33,000 fans as their European tour kicked off in Belgium.
Interest in the concert, held in the town of Werchter, caused a traffic jam which extended for 50km (30 miles).
The Belgian press greeted their performance with rave reviews, with De Morgen calling it a “triumph”.
The Stones’ 30-date show takes in new venues for the band including Serbia and Russia, with three dates at London’s O2 arena in August.
Read More @ BBC
Ack:- Parth Barot
1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…
2.You know i am not drunk…
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…
11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..
Microsoft has unveiled a new touch-sensitive coffee table-shaped computer called “Surface”.
Experience it……..
http://www.microsoft.com/surface/
- Designed to do away with the need for a traditional mouse and keyboard, users can instead use their fingers to operate the computer.
- Also designed to interact with mobile phones placed on the surface, Microsoft says it will initially sell the unit to corporate customers.
- These will include hotels, casinos, phone stores and restaurants.
- So-called “multi-touch” interfaces – which allow the user to “gesture” with several fingers at once to manipulate data, rather than relying on a mouse and menus – have been making waves in tech circles for some time.
- With a 30-inch screen, Surface will initially sell for between $5,000 and $10,000 (£2,525-£5,050).
- However, Microsoft said it aimed to produce cheaper versions for homes within three to five years.
- We see this as a multibillion dollar category, and we envision a time when surface computing technologies will be pervasive, from tabletops and counters to the hallway mirror, said Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer.
Microsoft has had a mixed record recently with new consumer products.
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock : “Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can’t I help you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock : 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.Suddenly,Bang! ……before he could overtake the old cock..
He was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, “What the hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I’ve bought this week!“
Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband,
Allen
============ =========
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!!
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.
Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?
Tim stood up and proudly said, She’s a doctor.
That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?
Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, My father is a mailman.
Thank you, Amy said the teacher. What does your parent do, Billy?
Billy proudly stood up and announced, My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.
The teacher was aghast and went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door.
The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy’s dad said, I’m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?
– Prashant Kotian
1) How will OBC quota help when, for simple certificate a poor man has to bribe?
2) Crude has cooled down world wide except the UPA centre?
3) Use of Ethanol no where in picture uptill world majors forced UPA to introduce it?
4) BJP came with golden quadriangle which eased Mfg Industry impacting on there working cost cap but UPA has ignored it why?
5) Lack of Infra has resulted in Land Mafia & Sky high housing with high Int rates for Aam Adaami.
6) Godhra planned to uproot party which has led state of Gujrat to path of progress.
7) Cease fire in Assam to help Bangladeshi Intruders & Maoists groups.
9) Entertain Bangladeshi’s for Votebanks.
8) Open Pricacy which has led to sufficient fundings for anti social elements & bombing.Just Imagine Rs15 cost price & Margin of Rs50 behind every DVD sold.
No Aam Adaami is the strategy of Congress…
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An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.Hahhaa.never give up.one more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why ?
Because the bananas are in the TV.Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Cmon think ..
Because the TV is off. Kikikikikiki J
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
why the hell do u think so much…let that poor animal have some food….n u get back to your work 😀 …heheheh !!!!!!!!
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