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Gazzag.com is my new enemy

Extracted from OReily XML BLOG

As part of my ongoing research into social networks, I sign up at pretty much every site I come across. Today, I came across Gazzag.com.

As part of the sign up process, they offered to import all my contacts from Orkut.com. I agreed, entered my login and password, and all the contacts popped over. Then, Gazzag then took it upon themselves to email all of my contacts saying that I invited them to join my network at Gazzag. As something of a social network expert, all my friends have been saying “Well if Jen invited me, there must be something really great here” and wandered into this evil trap of a social networking site. I did not invite them, I did not email them, and there is nothing special about this site. It basically hijacked my email address and spammed these people from me.

The Gazzag Terms and Conditions says nothing about them using my email address.

There is some small text under the box to import Orkut contacts that says ” Type your Orkut username and password. Your friends will be invited to join you at Gazzag. Note: Gazzag will not store your password. ” I did read this, but I naively took it to mean that my friends who were *already in Gazzag* would be invited to join me. What stupid kind of thing would email everyone I know? I certainly should have been smarter about this, but I am not the only one who has been sucked in here. A Google blog search for Gazzag finds lots of people angry about receiving all these spams and other people angry about finding they were sent.

This kind of practice is not just bad. It’s evil. There are real implications to emails being sent from a user’s address. In my case, messages went to my boss and colleagues who are in much higher positions than me. Those are people whom I think carefully about emailing, and I would never send them an invitation to a general social network. Messages also went to a couple of my exes. People do not actively remove connections in social networks, so a person’s list of friends will often contain people who are not friends any more. It implies something to delete a friend, so most people avoid it by just doing nothing. When a site like Gazzag comes along and emails all those people, it carries a lot of social implications that users probably don’t want to make. I think it’s rare that anyone would want to email their full list of friends with an invitation like this, and Gazzag simply shouldn’t do it.

So, for forcing me and several acquaintances to do a lot of damage control today, I officially declare Gazzag.com my enemy. Note that I have not even given them a link on this blog. Don’t go there. Don’t visit. Don’t sign up. Tell everyone you know to avoid them. I’m an expert, and this time, I mean what you’re reading.

Appraisal Mail

Ack : – Abhijit Ranjan

Dear Manager (HR),

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed – Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
“That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.”

Ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai …

Ack : – Chaitali Karate

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi “bachao bachao”
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo…

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai…

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo…
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Romantic 1st lines…and deadly 2nd ones

Ack:- Amit Kumar

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

Believe While Others

Ack : – Hraday Mehta

Believe while others are doubting.
Plan while others are playing.
Study while others are sleeping.
Decide while others are delaying.

Prepare while others are daydreaming.
Begin while others are procrastinating.
Work while others are wishing.
Save while others are wasting.

Listen while others are talking.
Smile while others are frowning.
Commend while others are criticizing.
Persist while others are quitting.

Indian origin teenager to contest Finnish polls

Helsinki, Nov 1 (IANS) Alisha Hasan, 18, is quite unlike other teenagers in Finland, not because she was born in India and is a member of the small Indian community here. She will be one of the youngest candidates contesting Finland’s parliamentary polls next year.

‘I will be contesting polls from Helsinki. I am hopeful of being backed by one of the prominent political parties. I think I can win if I can get a good campaign manager,’ Hasan told a visiting IANS correspondent. ‘I am trying to raise funds needed to contest the polls, and the response so far has been quite encouraging. I have already started my campaign,’ she added. Incidentally, politics is not the only passion this teenager has. ‘I am already a film director. Last year I directed a Finnish film.

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Main Aur mera roommate

Ack:- Vikas Pukale

Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota

Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste….
Main aur mera roommate,

aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai
Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai
Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain
Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,
ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo
Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai
Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum –
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !
Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Some interesting facts about Pune

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years

2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.

3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.

4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore – 208, Hyderabad – 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra

5. Pune has 21 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.

6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.

7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.

8. Pune University has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.

9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e. Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians, 10% Tamilians, 14% Telugites, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans (Koregaon Park), 5% Africans, 2% Bangalis, and 6% a mixture of all races.

10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.

11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.

12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.

13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris !!

15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.

16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.

17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).

18. Pune is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and Dogs.

Microsoft’s media player dubbed Zune

Well, the info’s finally starting to come in about Microsoft’s wireless media player; the project, dubbed Argo, will apparently spawn at very least one device.


Microsft Zune

Zune is a brand from Microsoft that incorporates a line of portable media players, software that will drive the devices, and an online service for acquiring and sharing media. It was previously thought that Zune was one of Microsoft’s media players under “Project Argo” . However, it now seems that the “Zune” brand will be used for all media players and other services, throughout the new project. The Zune will be released on the US market November 14 2006, with a price tag of $249.99


IPod Zune Comparision

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IE extensions/add-on – the simplest way (context menu)

Extracted From Ankit Jain Ye Meri Life Hai!

Let’s go through Internet Explore for writing the simplest extension in just 5 minutes. So, what we wanted to do? Here I will show you how to access Html Dom and change it on the fly. All you need to know is a JavaScript and simple programming concepts. Here are the steps on MSDN that details adding a context menu to Internet Explorer.

Open Registry Editor and point it to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\InternetExplorer\MenuExt
Create a new key that represents the text on the context menu. This may include ‘&’ for keyboard shortcut.

Create a blank Html file, say myMenu.html and open it in notepad. Clicking on the new item in the context menu this is the script file which gets executed. Point the default value of the key (created in the step 2) to this html file.

Create a binary value Contexts, and sets its value as 0×1. This can be 0×2 if you want our item to appear when we right click on an image. Or 0×10 if it should appear only it some text is selected. These values can also be binary OR-ed with each other.

Now open IE and right click (as whatever contexts you have set), you can see your new text appearing in the menu. Then we need to handle the event that Internet Explorer sends to the myMenu.html file. This should contain a script block. It receives an event as external.menuArguments. This menu argument contains a document object that is same as what we use in JavaScript to access the html of the webpage.

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