What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? – Justbeer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? – Justone Singh.

What do you call a sikh female’s boyfriend? – Her-Pal Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ? – IK-BAL Singh

What do you call a sardar looking for happiness? – KHUSH-WANT Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water? – Jalandhar Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water and able to breath also?- Jalandhar Singh Gill.

Bengali who talks much – Chatter-jee

Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off – B. Reddy

One who can’t be steady after a drink – P. K. Girpade

1 The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3 Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

4 What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

5 “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6 “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10 You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

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My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,

After WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME – The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI(we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

Dad, Rahul and Preeti loved watching television. The three of them always fought as to who will watch what Their mother wouldn’t interfere with their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep changing channels. Rahul wanted to watch the cricket match, Preeti wanted to watch the cookery show and Dad the Political news.

This is what their mother heard one day when she was in the kitchen:

In the parliament today…Nehra bowled his first over…and is washed away in boiling water….The finance minister…went straight into the hands of Tendulkar…and is sliced into pieces…. Mr. Krishna visited…Anil Kumble who is now going to…break the egg and…the leader of the opposition party…is hit on the face…which will now turn red in two minutes…during the zero hour…both the umpires…are fried golden brown. We now end the news bulletin…by calling Dravid…to peel the onion.

Zindagi hai choti , har pal mein khush raho…
Office me khush reho, ghar mein khush raho..
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho,
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke he khush raho..
Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho..
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho…
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho..
Jisse dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho…
Jisse paa nahi sakte uske yaad mein he khush raho
MBA karne ka socha tha, S/W mein he khush raho…
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho..
bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meeti yaadein hai,unme he khush raho..
aane wale pal ka pata nahi..sapno mein he khush raho..
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein he khush raho

Zindagi hai choti , har pal main khush raho…..!!