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Smart little kid..

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes …”

A case of kiss and a slap

Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She must’v have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make more kissing sounds and slap Bush again.

Harry Potter kisses, kisses, kisses… then gets it right

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe took 30 takes to get his first screen kiss right.

The 17-year-old actor had his first kiss with Cho Chang, played by Katie Leung, 18, in Order Of The Phoenix.

We probably got it on the 30th take. My god it was fun. Me and Katie – we were awkward and nervous at first but once we got it, it was fine,” Daniel said.

Katie said: “Daniel is a good kisser. I really enjoyed it. He’s energetic and makes you feel relaxed“.

” The film, the fifth in the Potter series, will release next July

FBI identifies terror camp in Pakistan through satellite pictures

Pakistan’s claims that it does not have terrorist training camps in its territory is being strongly contested by FBI which has told a US court that satellite pictures pointed towards such a camp.

In the trial of 23-year-old Pakistani American Hamid Hayat, who has been accused of terrorism-related charges, Defence Intelligence Agency’s expert Eric Benn has stated that there was as much of a seventy per cent “probablity” that the satellite images pointed to a militant training camp near Balakot in northeast Pakistan.

Much to Pakistan’s embarrassment, Benn told the district court in California that although he did not “detect any formal weapons training“, including firing ranges, targets, rocket launchers or explosives testing, it did not mean they were not taking place

The structures and trail in the remote terrain fit the “signature” of “militant training“, as opposed to regular training of Pakistani armed forces, he said.

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Ack:- Reuters

Maruti buys Suzuki’s 30% stake in car JV

Leading car manufacturer Maruti Udyog Ltd has said it has bought Suzuki Motor Corporation’s 30 per cent stake in the joint venture Maruti Suzuki Automobile India Ltd (MSAIL) for Rs 12 crore, taking its total stake in MSAIL to 100 per cent.

MUL, which earlier held a 70 per cent stake in MSAIL, has acquired 12 lakh shares of Rs 100 each of the company from Japan’s Suzuki Motor, thereby making it a wholly owned subsidiary, it informed the National Stock Exchange.

Hungama wins over kids with three skits

The UTV-promoted Hungama TV claims that it has become the most viewed channel in 4-14 age group among socio-economic class ABC category in the Hindi-speaking markets.

The channel attributes this to the huge popularity of its programmes like Doraemon, Hero and Shaka Laka Boom Boom. According to Television Audience Measurement (TAM), a TV viewership analysis firm, its ratings for the week June 11, 2006 – June 17, 2006, show that the channel attracted the maximum eyeballs.

Hungama TV content head Zarina Mehta attributed the channel’s winning speck to localised programming, ideation, execution and aggressive on-ground marketing initiatives. In line with the ratings, the channel has recorded a 40% jump in revenues.

Innovative marketing initiatives, strong distribution network and aggressive sales targets have contributed towards creating hungama at Hungama TV. I think that it’s a spot-on achievement that the top three programmes on Kids Television in India now belong to us,� she said.

The channel attributes most of the credit for its success to John Abraham, whom it recently signed on as the brand ambassador.

Ankit Fadia – Who??

Ack:- Maruti Borker

This was written by Mr.Srinivasan ..(Oneof the membes oF NAG) .

Here is the Post :-
Yesterday (23-04-2006)I attended a seminar by a so-called “Hacking Guru” Ankit Fadia, at DAVV, Indore (MP) auditorium. I just want to share my feelings with you. The Seminar was a complete failure, though it was attended by about well over 100 people, but was a complete disaster. The very first thing by which I was offended badly was using the sacred word “Hacking” to demonstrate something we, the hackers, call cracking.The seminar topic was “Ethical Hacking”, now I want to ask Mr Fadia, what is unethical about hacking ?

Hacking is very positive word and there in no need to put “Ethical” before it. By the way his seminar topic should be “Ethical Cracking”.If you really want to become a hacker, please read an article by a real hacker, Eric Steven Raymond (ESR). The man who changed the history by writing a paper “Cathedral and Bazaar”. please read the article here :http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

The people who can not differentiate between hacking and cracking,should read an article by the GOD of hackers Richad M Stallman (RMS),the man who started GNU movement all by himself. The gcc (compiler), gdb (debugger), emacs (editor) are some of the most popular softwares in the world written by him. Please read the article here :http://www.outpost9.com/reference/jargon/jargon_69.html

The things Fadia demonstrated were ancient techniques used by crackers to break into some one’s machine. Now a days even 10 year olds can download these tools from Internet to control others’ machines. Can we call them hackers ?? If he calls it hacking, I doubt if he understands the term even “Cracking”, leave hacking altogether. This childish behavior is called script kiddie.

IP spoofing, SQL Injection, password cracking softwares, Trojan horse programs, these are the tools of cyber criminals. So I wonder what is the significance of the term “Ethical” here ??In the entire session I kept waiting for some program or utility,written by himself. But I don’t thing he had something like this to share with audience. The entire session was demonstration of third party utilities, and the saddest thing was no mention of the name of any author of any utility. He didn’t care to give some credits to the utility developers. What a shame !!!

Mr Fadia, I real hacker always respect the creativity of others, and before using their work proper credits are given, this is the hacker’s attitude. It’s not like that, you download something from Internet, use it and forget the person, who made it. That’s pretty mean.Second most annoying thing was that he calls himself a “hacker” and was using a Windows XP operating system ???? I have been in to computers for the past 10 years and I never come across any real hacker who uses Windows. I met Brian(Apache creator), Andy Cleen, Alon cox, Rusty (all networking gods), RMS (the GOD himself) but all of them were using some or other form of Unix or Linux.

Come on, MR Fadia, Windows is the worst OS in the world, full of security holes, so what is the point to break into a Windows machine ???? What do you want to prove ???? He only once mentioned Linux, just to tell how you can use it’s live CD to boot a Windows machine and cracke the password. Actually, before attending the seminar, I Googled a lot about Fadia and just want to share my findings with you.

Vulnerabilities patches by Fadia = 0 (He may know how to break in, but doesn’t know how to fix up)
Bugtraq id’s by Fadia = 0
Hacking / Security tool by fadia = 0 (He simply Goolge and download the tools from Internet, that’s not cracking. Actual cracker is the programmer, but Fadia never ever gives due credits. Now that’s not hacking, that’s stealing)
Any open source software by Fadia = 0 (He is afraid of suggesting Linux to people, ‘coz it’s secure)
Any Linux or Windows software security patch = 0
Any recommendation or recognition by Real Hacker Community = 0 (They laugh at him. He is just a kid)
Software / Cryptography patents by Fadia = 0
Algorithms by Fadia = 0
Any official citation by FBI/CIA/CBI for Fadia = 0 (They don’t even bother about any explanation)
Any confirmation of his self-claims = 0 (Nobody,expect him knows, if they are real)
Any confirmation of him decrypting Osama’s message = 0 (Hahahahahahahaha)
Any original technical tutorial or book by Fadia = 0 (He simply copy the things and never he never ever gives due credits to the original authors.)
Any originality in his tutes or books = 0 (Hahahahahahaha)
Skill level of Fadia = Only God knows !!!

Tried to read a few books by him, but to my wonder some part of his books are nothing but simple “copy and paste” material from well known sites for Windows registry editing. Please visit www.winguides.com and compare the material with his first book. Oh God ! this is the clear violation of intellectual property rights of the website. Please inform the webmaster. I have done it already. I was astonished by the course he came to promote here, “Ethical hacker certified by Ankit Fadia” ! He sill is child in hacking field, and he is giving the certificates for hacking ????? And worst thing, Reliance web world is promoting it. What a shame !!! Have all gone mad ? Can’t they see? Unfortunately, question and answer round was cut from the seminar, that’s also because of Fadia arrived there one hour late. Well, that’s India’s celebrity style statement. Otherwise, I would have asked all these questions to him there only.

Anyways, I went to him at the end of the seminar, and asked if Windows is so vulnerable, can he suggest audience to use Linux rather than Windows. And the reply came was straight “NO”. What a shame ??? I understood the reason, why he said no. The reason is same why Mic*ft does not patch up it’s OS. Plain economics. If you make system secure with Linux who is going to ask for people like Fadia, so called “security expert” ???

want to make an appeal to all of you, please make all of your friends aware of these facts. Let one should not get undeserved advantage. I also want to appeal news papers, please do not make a hero out of nothing. Stop polluting the honest media by prejudiced reports. And at the end I want to tell Mr Fadia, that I don’t have any personal problem with you or your achievements, but please behave properly in hacking community. We hackers are very positive people we never ever try to harm anybody, until he comes to our or our philosophy’s way. Please stop calling your self a hacker, if does not understand the hacker culture.And for god sake, stop behaving like a child, now you are in college, so GROW UP !!!

How men kiss on Mumbai streets

What do you do if you want to call your friend standing across the street? If you’re a true Mumbaikar, you’d just… kiss.

C Senthilnathan

What I have been trying to convey so far may not sound what it is supposed to. I am talking about kissing sounds which people use to communicate with each other, standing more than 10 feet away. This art has been mastered by all Mumbaikars and their ears are sharp enough to catch the one meant for their ears.

Picture this. You are in a train and your friend is standing about 10 metres away. There are about 20 people between the two of you. How do you call him? A non-Mumbaikar would probably call his friend’s name aloud. But no. That’s not how it’s done in the city. You just make a kissing sound. Twenty-one people turn and look at you. Twenty of them will realise that the sound was not meant for them and will look away. No offence taken. Now your friend and you can start communicating.

I was discussing this with a friend and when I made ‘the sound’ to show him what I meant, at least five people looked around and then resumed what they were doing as though nothing happened.

Mumbai street kids fall prey to drugs

A large number of street kids in Mumbai are heavily into dope, by chasing, snorting, smoking and injecting.

Many of these children stay doped through the day to hide from the daily run of the city. They have been addicts for years, and some started as early as at the age of eight.

Mumbai Kids Prey to Drugs

“I take charas, inject myself, and smell the toner solution,” an addict said.

I get a high after taking drugs. I do all sorts of drugs including ‘chasing’. I then feel I am in heaven,” said another.

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