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Arz Kiya Hai…….

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo
apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao
aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo
woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain
warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain
roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho
mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo
tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai
par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai
aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar
hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo
yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman
tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee
do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee
app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain
warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain
app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style
app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file…

Yahooligans! The Web Guide for Kid

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My Unforgettable Experience at India’s T20 World Cup Open Bus Parade

Being part of India’s T20 World Cup open bus parade will remain an unforgettable, tiring, and once-in-a-lifetime experience. I joined the enthusiastic crowd, got super lucky to form a hand chain, and walked alongside the bus, close enough to touch it. That was a surreal experience amidst chaos and chants everywhere.

Throughout the parade, I kept thanking each player I got a glimpse of, and many acknowledged me as they could literally hear me due to my closeness to the bus. I kept calling for Virat, and SKY on the bus replied, saying he was on the other side. Although I didn’t get to catch Virat’s eye right then, it was thrilling to be acknowledged. Rohit Sharma also acknowledged my thank-you gestures with a thank you.

As the parade continued, Bumrah, Arshdeep, Kuldeep, Jaiswal, Pant, Siraj, Jadeja, Axar, and Pandya waved towards the side I was on, adding to the excitement. I kept staring at all of them while holding hand chains with crowds pushing from one side and police from the other.

I got a constant glimpse of Dravid the coach, and I thanked him a lot. Also, Jay Shah acknowledged me when I kept screaming for Virat, replying with a smile, “aayega,” which was quite funny.

When Virat finally appeared on the side I was on, his presence was electrifying, even though I couldn’t catch his eye. I kept staring and screaming his name, and he was just two hand lengths away from me. Maybe next time, a one-on-one chat with Virat will happen with no cameras around. He’s the reason I’m smiling amidst my life challenges.

The climax was when Rohit and Virat lifted the trophy right above my head—a truly “wow” moment.

The wait was long, about three hours before the parade started, plus another hour during the parade, leaving me and every fan exhausted and fatigued. But the continuous one-hour glimpse of the team made it all worthwhile. By the end, I was worn out but elated, having been part of such a monumental celebration.

Fans, please do take care and rest as it was one hell of an experience for all of us too. Take care.

At the end, it goes without saying that the police had the most tiring job, managing such an unmanageable crowd; they even got their lathis out a few times. With my closeness to them, I made sure to thank them and make them smile as much as I could. Kudos and heartfelt thanks to the police and all volunteers. Take care.

#INDvENG #T20WorldCup #Champions #ViratKohli #RohitSharma #JaspritBumrah #ArshdeepSingh #YashasviJaiswal #HardikPandya #SKY #CricketCelebration #BleedBlue #ProudMoment #TeamIndia #CricketFans #OpenBusParade #CricketLife

Tax Credit System for Government Software Projects

As a software company, we often face lower expenses compared to other industries, which results in higher tax liabilities. Paying significant taxes can be challenging, especially after working hard to navigate through competition, economic challenges, and recessions. However, this proposal is not about tax reduction but about leveraging our expertise for the benefit of the nation.

Proposal Outline:

1. Government Software Requirements Portal:

  • Establish a centralized government portal where various government departments can post their software and modernization requirements. This could include the development of new software, upgrading existing systems, or building new websites across any sector.

2. Submission of Proposals:

  • Software companies can submit proposals in response to the posted requirements. These proposals would detail the project scope, timeline, and cost.

3. Project Credits:

  • Upon successful completion of a government project, the software company would earn a credit equivalent to the project cost. These credits could then be used to offset future tax liabilities.

4. Tax Credit Utilization:

  • Instead of paying a portion of our taxes in cash, companies would use the earned credits. This system ensures that our expertise is directly contributing to the development of national infrastructure while providing financial relief through tax credits.

Benefits:

  • Win-Win Situation:
    • The government receives high-quality software and IT services without immediate budgetary constraints.
    • Software companies gain valuable projects and can offset their tax liabilities.
  • Nation Development:
    • This initiative helps Indian firms contribute directly to national development, fostering a stronger, more tech-savvy government infrastructure.
  • Economic Stimulus:
    • Encourages continuous investment in technological advancements and modernization of public services.

We believe this tax credit system could be a significant step towards aligning the interests of private enterprises with national development goals, creating a synergistic relationship that benefits both the government and the software industry.

Paryushan … Be Soulful, Be Sensitive, Be forgiving … Be Human!

Ack: Atit Shah! (Received this forward, This is not a comprehensive draft but throws many apt points. Read and follow the ones you think are rational.)

Paryushan… A festival of 8 days which is one of the greatest festivals in Jainism!

Unfortunately, this festival has been reduced to food by today’s generation … What to eat ..What not to eat .. what should be eaten and how many fasts can be done!!

However, food is only a part and a path to achieve the actual focus of Paryushan!

So what is the focus of Paryushan? Why is Paryushan called the greatest of festivals and why is it so important?

The answer is in a two-pronged approach and like 2 sides of a coin both are equally important and cannot exist independently without the other

The first is

1. Disconnect to connect.
We observe in todays generation that they are constantly on their smartphones and disconnected from the real world .. conversations have been reduced to emojis, lol and # … Relationships have become virtual, temporary and based on wants rather than meaningful long lasting ones

But perhaps the most important relationship, The one with your soul has been completely forgotten so much so that we aren’t even aware that we are the soul and not the body. For us our outward appearance and comforts have become the daily driving factor of our lives … What did you eat today? Which movie did you see? Have you seen that new dress? In all this drama The soul is simply lost and forgotten or relegated to 5 mins of superficial prayer at a temple because everyone in the house seems to be doing it.

Paryushan is a festival which tells you to truly disconnect from all outwardly distractions to connect to your self to connect to who you really are. Do we know who we are or are we now defined by Our Rolexs Guccis and Armanis?

Notice there are 2 words .. DISCONNECT and Connect .. you absolutely need to disconnect from your current form of thinking and distractions to truly connect to your soul. It needs a radical shift in thought.

And so all the types of tapas (there are 12 to be exact) and vyakhans are designed to do just that … Help you on the path of disconnecting and dive deep within to an unexplained unexplored world so amazing that it has has the power to not only shake your current misguided foundation which is a just an illusion but to cement another foundation so strong that you will be unshakable by anyone all at the same time.

Infact the very word Upvas does not mean to go hungry but real or literal meaning is to abstain from ALL DISTRACTIONS which hinder you from going within. A form of self control if you will.

It is ABSOLUTELY NOT OK to fast and watch television or just sleep and laze around because then it completely negates the purpose of the fast. A Fast if done correctly may not be the cause but it definitely is the catalyst and the first step to going within.

So again I will iterate here that Upvas/other forms of Tapa is a catalayst to help you disconnect from the outside world and go within which is the real focus of Paryushan is to initiate a process which will ultimately let you know yourself and then be at peace with yourself.

The second and more important focus of Paryushan is summed up by this statement

2. We are so desperate to be understood that we forget to be understanding.

This statement works on the Givers gain philosophy and if you are truly understanding and sensitive to each and everyone around you; you will be understood. You must give what you want to recieve! Sounds easy right? Well it’s definitely easier said than done… However the beauty of Jainism is that it takes this philosophy multiple steps ahead and asks you to be understanding and sensitive to each every living being or every soul you encounter and not just humans.

To make it easy I recommend starting at the core … Your family and colleagues you interact with everyday and then slowly widening that circle. Try and be understanding to a handful of people for 8 days atleast .. be patient with them, try not to get angry and then slowly widen the time frame and your net when ultimately your at peace with the whole world all the time! A Jain tirthankar is at peace with every single soul every single second.

Again this philosophy is not only to be practiced for these 8 days but rather every moment of your conscious state ..However for all of us who don’t implement it all the time or have frequent lapses Paryushan is the time to kickstart it with new renewed fervour.

So what about forgiveness then? Where does that feature in all of this as it is preached by all our sadhus? What is Pratikraman and why is it so important (much more important than fasting alone)

When self realisation dawns you will know that your not the perfect being and there are many actions by us which causes hurt and harm to other souls. So the next logical step after being understanding is to set things right for all the wrong we have done.

As it is said a good apology has 3 parts to it …

I accept what I have done wrong
I am sorry for what i have done
How can I set things right.

Once we accept that we are wrong and take suitable corrective action only then can we be at peace with the other soul.

A Pratikraman if understood is the most amazing tool given to us by the tirthankars and is designed in such a way so as so make you remember all the wrong things you have done and ask for forgiveness. It can be summed up in 2 words Micchami Dukkadam!

However it is in no way to be understood that it’s ok to continue doing wrong and then doing a Pratikraman or simply saying Micchami Dukkadam to amend those things because the Pratikraman covers only the first 2 parts of the apology. You still have to goto the concerened person and make things right and more importantly try not to repeat the same mistake.
It would be completely moot to say Micchami Dukkadam to a friend when you haven’t been talking to your cousin for the last 10 months.

Lastly think of Paryushan just like a marathon, which is held annually but you train for it every single day and with each marathon you try and up your game… 8 Kms 21kms and 42kms.
Similarly create personal specific goals for each Paryushan, (i will not hurt X amount of people, I will try to disconnect atleast for 20
Minutes a day, I will understand and learn more about Jainism, I will do atleast 1 type of fast atleast once a month) practice some of it every day and progress further every single year. Make these the 8 days of reckoning till you are the best human you have ever encountered in your own eyes because your conscience never lies to you, even if you may!

Jai Jinendra!

P.S : So a few of you might ask why no vegetables for these 8’days … Well the simple answer to that is that it’s scientifically proven that certain foods creates certain reactions in the body and mind which are suitable for different tasks. Ideally one should fast so it detoxes the body but spiritually and more importantly it detoxes your mind of all negative emotions. A must to lead a healthy lifestyle. This is also been proven by science and is recommended once a month. If you can’t completely abstain from food then the diet given in Paryushan is the most optimal for the same detoxification process which helps you in your dive into the infinte wisdom stored within.

Dreamforce’17 Global Gathering Meetup : My Trailhead

Navi Mumbai UG met at Thane, India for Dreamforce’17 Global Gathering Meetup (#DF17GG).

View details of event @ http://events.salesforceusergroups.com/dreamforcegathering

At this Global Gathering, attendees got access to the latest content and hands-on learning from Dreamforce. We were joined by 200+ other community groups around the world to host this special meetup with all the latest Salesforce content and takeaways from Dreamforce for every skill-level and all backgrounds.

I had the opportunity to present on “My Trailhead” topic.

myTrailhead enables organizations to leverage the power of Trailhead, Salesforce’s online learning platform, to reinvent learning at their company – with their brand and content. myTrailhead is designed to create an inspiring and revolutionary culture of learning in the workplace by providing the tools needed to make learning customized, gamified, and fun at every step of an employee’s learning journey.

Tweets:

Darling, You are here!

Darling, You are here!

An Angel enrapturing me by her astounding presence. I am amazed how clear you are, a rain-washed sky. Your skin shimmers like a rainbow on a cloudy day. Your smile makes me dance, leaving all stress and pains of life aside.

On 24 April 2016,  you entered our world and world was never beautiful as you made it for us.

Waiting to hear, Love you Daddy!

Happy Month’Birthday Princess!

Bye Bye Orkut … Download/Backup Your Orkut Scraps, Testimonials, and Photos

Bye Bye Orkut .. Those golden days, scrapping each other, viewing photos, last viewed by, checking friends friends …. oh dear Golden days and awesome memories around orkut will end in next few hrs, sad 🙁

If you are still an active ORKUT user or if you have some data there that you’d like to download, there are easy ways to do so. Before you begin, know that you can’t download information from other people’s accounts. Google only lets you download data from your own Orkut account. This also means you won’t be able to download the scraps or testimonials you sent to other people. You can only download the scraps and testimonials you’ve received and their comments.

If you want to save the pictures and scraps to your computer, you can use Google Takeout. This service lets you download all your Orkut account data in a zip file. The file will contain HTML files and photos. Google says you can download your profile, scraps received, testimonials received, activities and your photos from Orkut. You will be able to download your Orkut data using Google Takeout until September 2016. This is how to download your Orkut data:

1) Head to Google Takeout and sign in if you haven’t already done so.
2) Click “Choose services” and then select Orkut.
3) Click “Create archive” and wait till the archive is ready. If you like, you can leave the page, and receive an email when the archive is ready.
4) Once the archive is ready, click Download. Google says there’s no limit on how many times you can download your Orkut information.

Javascript (jQuery) code to fetch Salesforce Lead Convert Custom Field Mappings (in terms of API Names)

Yesterday came across a requirement to list down Lead Convert Custom Field Mappings in terms of API Names ie Lead Field1__c maps to Account/Contact/Opportunity Field1__c. Salesforce UI doesn’t give that option to extract same. Neither any metadata API got that, really strange that there’s no way I can extract Lead Convert Custom Field Mappings (in terms of API Names). Is there any? please help in case I’m missing some standard way of extracting that out?

Easiest option could have been that I sit down and do manual and tedious way of reading each field label finding its API Name and record the same in excel, but this doesn’t seem viable option for an org with 100+ lead convert field mappings. As I couldn’t find one using all standard approaches, I started thinking of wicked ways of achieving it. And as usual Javascript (jQuery) comes to rescue party!

Login to Salesforce Org in Chrome or FF Browser,
Navigate to lead convert field mappings page (Select Your Name | Setup | Customize | Leads | Fields | Map Lead Fields),
Open Javascript Console,
Now load jQuery first (you can do same by loading any existing jQuery booklet or userscript too) by executing below code in JS Console.


var jq = document.createElement('script');
jq.src = "//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.8.2/jquery.min.js";
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(jq);
$j=jQuery.noConflict();

Now comes the main code which will output LeadFieldAPIName, Account/Contact/Opportunity Field APIName, Account or Contact or Opportunity. Execute below code too in JS Console.

//Traverse across all Select elements
$j("select").each(function () {

//Consider only the ones with a mapping selected
if (this.value != '') {

//Fetch Object Name to which this particular Lead field is mapped, whether its Account or Contact or Opportunity
var objectname = $(this).find('option:selected').text().split(".")[0];

//Tricky Part : As this lead convert field mappings page doesn’t store Lead field API Names, it only contains lead field ID (15 digit SFDC ID) so we will have to do AJAX request of LEAD field detail webpage to fetch LEAD API Name corresponding to lead field ID
var contentText = $.ajax({url: "/" + this.name,async: false}).responseText;

//In fetched content, search and extract field API Name
var fromfield = $(contentText).find('td').filter(function () {
return $(this).text().indexOf('API Name') === 0;
}).closest('td').next().html();

//Similarly AJAX request for Account/Contact/Opportunity field detail page to fetch respective field API Name
contentText = $.ajax({url: "/" + this.value,async: false}).responseText;

//In fetched content, search and extract field API Name
var tofield = $(contentText).find('td').filter(function () {
return $(this).text().indexOf('API Name') === 0;
}).closest('td').next().html();

//Output LeadAPIName, Account/Contact/Opportunity APIName, Account or Contact or Opportunity
console.log(fromfield + ',' + tofield + ',' + objectname);

}});

Please Note:

  • This isn’t most neat and recommended way, so if you come across something really clean and less network consuming solution please share your solutions in comments below
  • I’m not an expert in jQuery, so there might be obvious and recommended ways of coding jQuery and my above coding might sound nascent way of handling jQuery, so please ignore my lack of knowledge around jQuery and help me to optimize same.
  • Fetching Lead/Account/.. Field API Name from Field ID might be done using other ways too (describe API Calls?), but thought of doing it in just one script, so did that using AJAX calls and parsing retrieved webpage content
  • As always, feedback/suggestions are always welcome

Auto-Refresh Salesforce Dashboard every 5, 10 or 15 … seconds, minutes or hours …

UPDATE (7 Oct 2014) : This is now available in form of chrome extension, Try it out @ AppExchange or https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/auto-refresh-salesforce-d/mogildlgjglckdcfclpbcbidpdkjgeeb or http://satrangtech.com/products.htm#5

Is there a way we can have Salesforce Dashboard Auto-Refresh every few seconds (not recommended) or every x minutes or every x hours …?

Standard Out of box functionality does allow to refresh dashboard, but the lowest level of refresh interval is DAILY or WEEKLY or MONTHLY.

Lets say you want to have(display) a Sales Monitor always LIVE showing real time data, how do you achieve that?

There’s no direct way of doing it, but JS (as always) comes to the rescue …

  1. Log in to Computer (which is streaming output to LIVE monitor) , open Chrome browser (will try to update the script later to make it work in all browsers)
  2. Login to Salesforce and Navigate to desired Dashboard
  3. Delete url from  address/url bar, type (or copy+paste) below code and hit enter in address/url bar. (Make sure javascript: at start is there, chrome does remove it when copy pasted)

    javascript:function autorefresh() {document.getElementById('refreshButton').click();setTimeout(autorefresh, 5000);}autorefresh();

  4. Now do a full screen and enjoy Dashboard Live Monitor 🙂

 Please Note:

  1. 5000 represents 5000 milli seconds ie 5 seconds, so change the same according to your requirements ie if you want it to refresh every minute change the value to 60000
  2. This is not a recommended way, as its a tweak and might not work in future. (But as of now its working great and helps in having real time monitor of your favorite dashboard, so enjoy!)

Might be this can be an admin tool or a chrome extension, will try to make one when I get time and chance 🙂

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