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Brain spots web flaws in milliseconds

VISITORS to a web page will work out whether or not they like it in 50 milliseconds, according to new research.

According to Nature.com, boffins at Carleton University in Ottawa tested web page visitors to see how users made snap decisions about web page quality.

Gitte Lindgaard, who did the research, was surprised that the brain was making flash judgements about web pages almost as fast as the eye was taking in the information.

The research which was published in the journal Behaviour and Information Technology found that impressions were made in the first 50 milliseconds of viewing.

Volunteers were presented volunteers with the briefest glimpses of web pages previously rated as being either easy on the eye or particularly jarring, and asked them to rate the websites on a sliding scale of visual appeal.

The volunteers were able to spot the nice looking web pages from the rougher ones even though the images flashed up for only 50 milliseconds.

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Specialty of this year(2006)

Do you know the specialty of this year?

It starts with Sunday and ends with Sunday.
No public holidays on Sundays.
This year has got maximum number of Sundays and Saturdays.
So enjoy the least working year in your life!
2006 A year with a difference!

Ack:~ Kuldip Bhatt

Great finishes

Keep your office clean… stay home!!!

Be quiet in the office…
…respect the fact that others sleep!

When you get this E MAIL, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always
think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed
early, in short … does not exist

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember
you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more
care.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be
transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.

And the final one…

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small
people talk about others… But legends never talk, they send E MAIL.

PM promises voting rights to NRIs

Initiatives for NRIs, PIOs

* Easy-to-use remittance facility
* Pravasi Bharatiya bima yojana
* Modernisation of emigration process
* Voting rights for overseas Indians
* Skill certification mechanisms
* Diaspora knowledge network

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Roles in Heaven

Ack : ~ Hussain Ladha

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Tennis to get a boost with Hawkeye technology

MUMBAI: This is a move aimed at boosting the accuracy of line calls during a tennis event.

A technology ‘Hawk-Eye Officiating’ will be used for the first time ever at a major men’s tennis tournament. It makes its debut appearance as the “Eagle Eye by Barclaysâ€? at this year’s Masters Tennis tournament at the Royal Albert Hall.

The technology, which uses cameras to track the ball’s trajectory and sends information to a virtual reality machine, has been used at Grand Slam and ATP Tennis Masters Series events for the past three years, but only on television as an analytical tool for the commentary teams.

Following approval from the International Tennis Federation (ITF) it will be used to aid umpires with disputed line calls. This is something that may add a new dimension to four-time champion John McEnroe’s vociferous objections on-court at the Royal Albert Hall.

Hawk-Eye system founder Paul Hawkins said, “Calling lines is a tough job – everyone wants it to be the players’ ability that decides the outcome of a match and now Hawk-Eye can help make that happen.�

Masters favourite John McEnroe said, “I’m all for it, it’s about time it was introduced. Once again the Champions Tour is leading the way in innovations in the tennis circuit.�

Source : ~ IndianTelevision

Google To Supply Search For Opera’s Mobile Browsers

Google will supply the default search function for Opera Software’s mobile browsers, the company said Thursday. Opera Software supplies two separate browsers for mobile and wireless devices.

In a statement, Opera said: “Google will be the default search partner for the mobile browsers: Opera Mobile and Opera Mini.”

Opera Software’s Opera Mini browser, a mobile browser is due for formal unveiling next month.

“It’s of great importance to have a search partner on board before the announcement,” said Christian Jebsen, Opera’s COO, said in a telephone interview Thursday. “We’ve been exploring different ways to make the product user-friendly. If you press the 9 (button), it takes you right to Google for searching.”

Jebsen said users of Opera Mini can still use the more established way of accessing a search engine, simply by calling up book-marked search engines. He noted that Opera is comfortable with Google as a partner because it has had a good working relationship with the search colossus for several years.

While Opera has not been charging users for its Mini browser, Jebsen said the firm has been exploring revenue-generating options and the arrangement with Google should eventually bear fruit in that regard.

Opera Software supplies two major browsers for mobile and wireless devices. Earlier this month, Opera quietly released a preview of its Opera Mini. Early user reaction has generally been complementary. Complete details will be reported at next month’s unveiling of Opera Mini.

The Mini version operates on WAP-equipped cell phones, while the more robust Opera Mobile version is generally offered as an add-on to mobile and wireless devices for a small user fee.

Opera has been battling rumors of an acquisition by Google. Earlier this week, Opera put down more rumors of an acquisition by Microsoft by saying it was not for sale.

Source : ~ Information week

Happy New Year in 350 different Languages

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Acholi – Mot ki Yomcwing Botwo Me Mwaka Manyen

Adhola – Wafayo Chamo Mbaga & Bothi Oro Manyeni

Aeka- Keremisi jai be

Afrikaans – Geseende Kerfees en ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar

Ahtna – C’ehwggelnen Dzaenh

Aklanon – Malipayon nga Paskwa ag Mahigugmaon nga Bag-ong Dag-on
Albanian – Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!

Aleut – Kamgan Ukudigaa

Alsatian – E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr!

Alur – Wafoyo Kado Oro & Wafoyo Tundo Oro manyeni

Alutiiq – Spraasnikam & Amlertut Kiaget!

Amharic – Melkam Yelidet Beaal

Amuesha – Yomprocha’ ya’ nataya

Angami – U kenei Christmas mu teicie kes a-u sie teicie
kesa-u sie niepete keluo shuzaie we

Apache (Western) – Gozhqq Keshmish

Arabic – I’D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida

Aragonese – Nabidà! & Goyosa Añ ada benién.

Aramaic – Edo bri’cho o rish d’shato brich’to!

Aranés – Bon Nadau!

Arawak – Aba satho niw jari da’wisida bon

Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Soorp Janunt

Aromanian – Crã ciunu hã riosu shi unu anu nã u, bunu!

Araucanian – Wi tripantu in che

Asturian – Bones Navidaes & Gayoleru anu nuevu!

Assamese – Rongaali Bihur xubhessaa lobo

Ata – Maroyan na Pasko woy kaopia-an ng Bag-ong Tuig kaniyo’t langon mga sulod

Aukan – Wi e winsi i wan bun nyun yali

Aymara – Sooma Nawira-ra

Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun

Bafut – Mboni Chrismen & Mboni Alooyefee

Bahasa/Malaysia – Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru

Bamoun – Poket Kristmet & Poket lum mfe

Banen – Enganda ye hiono mes & Hion Hios Hes

Bandang – Mbung Mbung Krismie & Mbung Mbung Ngouh Suiie

Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!

Bassa – Ngand Nwi Lam & Mwi Lam

Batak Karo – Mejuah-juah Ketuahen Natal

Bemba – Kristu abe nenu muli ino nshiku nkulu ya Mwezi

Belorussian – Winshuyu sa Svyatkami i z Novym godam!

Bengali – Shuvo Baro Din – Shuvo Nabo Barsho

Bhojpuri – Naya Sal Mubarak Ho

Bicolano – Maugmang Capascuhan asin Masaganang Ba-gong Taon!

Bislama – Mi wisim yufala eerywan one gutfala Krismas & mo wan hapi New Year long

Blaan – Pye duh di kaut Kristo klu munt ug Felemi Fali!

Blackfoot – I’Taamomohkatoyiiksistsikomi

Bohemian/Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a Stastny novy rok

Brahui – Arkas caik xuda are

Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloav ezh mat

Bulgarian – Chestita Koleda i Shtastliva Nova Godina

Bulu – Duma e bo’o

Bura – e be Zambe e Usa ma ka Kirisimassu

Catalan – Bon Nadal i feliç any nou!

Cantonese – Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok

Carib – Sirito kypoton ra’a

Carrier – Zoo dungwel & Soocho nohdzi doghel

Carolinian – Ameseighil ubwutiiwel Layi Luugh me raagh fee

Cebuano – Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!

Chamorro – Filis Pasgua & Filis Anu Nuebo

Chaha Bogem h n mh m & Boxem as nana-h m

Chamba – Wi na ge nyare Su dome Kirismass

Cherokee – Danistayohihv & Aliheli’sdi Itse Udetiyvsadisv

Cheyenne – Hoesenestotse & Aa’e Emona’e

Chichewa – Moni Wa Chikondwelero Cha Kristmasi

Chiga – Mwebare khuhika – Ha Noel

Choctaw – Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito

Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth

Corsican – Bon Natale e Bon capu d’ annu

Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi

Creek – Afvcke Nettvcakorakko

Creole/Seychelles – Bonn e Erez Ane

Croatian – Sretan Bozic

Dagbani – Ni ti Burunya Chou & Mi ti yuun

Damara/Nama – Khiza

Danish – Glæ delig Jul og godt nytÃ¥ r

Dibabawon – Marayaw na Pasko aw Bag-ong Tui g kaniyo tibo na mga soon

Dinka – Miet puou yan dhiedh Banyda tene Yin

Dine/Navajo – Ya’at’eeh Keshmish

Divehi – Ufaaveri aa ahareh

Dschang – Chrismi a lekah Nguo Suieh

Duri – Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak

Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!

Egyptian – Colo sana wintom tiebeen

English – Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

Eritrean – Rehus-Beal-Ledeat

Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon & Bonan Novjaron

Estonian – Rõõ msaid Jõ ulupühi ja Head uut aastat Éwé – Blunya na wo

Ewondo – Mbemde abog abyali nti! Mbembe Mbu!

Faroese – Gledhilig jó l og eydnurikt ný ggj ár!

Fali – Use d’h Krismass

Farsi – Sal-e no mubarak

Fijian – Me Nomuni na marau ni siga ni sucu dei na yabaki vou

Finnish – Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua – 0nnellista uutta vuotta

Flemish – Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar

French – Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!

Friulian – Bon Nadâl e Bon An Gnûf

Fulfulde – Jabbama be salla Kirismati

Gaddang – Mangamgam Bawa a dawun sikua diaw amin

Galician – Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo

Gari – !Soalokia God i gotu vasau, mi lao ke ba na rago vanigira ara dou i matana!

Gciriku – Mfiyawidi yaKrisimisa & Marago ghaMwaka waUpe

Georgian – Gilotsavt Krist’es Shobas & Gilosavt akhal ts’els

German – Frö hliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Gikuyu – Gia na Thigukuu njega Na MwakaM weru wi Gikeno

Gitskan – Hisgusgitxwsim Ha’niisgats Christ gankl Ama Sii K’uuhl!

Golin – Yesu kule nongwa kaun umaribe ongwa ena mone di mile wai wen milo

Greek – Kala Christougenna Ki’eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos

Greenlandic – Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit

Guahibo – Pexania Navidadmatacabi piginia pexaniapejanawai paxainaename

Guambiano – Navidadwan Tabig tugagunrrigay & Sru pilawan kasrag utunrrigay

Guarani – Avyaitete ahi ko Tupa ray arape qyrai Yy Kapyryin rira

Guarayu – Imboeteipri tasecoi Tupa i vave! & Ivve ava Tupa rembiaisu toyuvirecoi turpi oyeaisusa pipe!

Gujarati – Natal ni shub kaamnao & Saal Mubarak

Gwere – Osusuku Omusa & Masuke Omwaka

Gwich’in – Drin tsal zhit shoh ohlii & Drin Choo zhit zhoh ohlii

Han – Drin tsul zhit sho ahlay & Drin Cho zhit sho ahlay

Hausa – Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!

Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Haya – Waihuka na Noeli & Waihhuka n ‘Omwaka

Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova

Heiban – Ati kalo gathje uwa gigih

Herero- Okresmesa ombwa Ombura ombe ombwa

Hiligaynon – Malipayon nga paskua & Malipayon Nga Bag-ong tuig

Hindi – Shubh Naya Baras

Holo – Seng-tan khoai-lok!

Hmong – Nyob Zoo Xyoo Tahiab

Hungarian – Kellemes kará csonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet!
Hungduan – Maphon au nitungawan. Apo Dios Kituwen baron di toon

Iban – Selamat Ari Krismas enggau Taun Baru

Ibanag – nga Pascua

Icelandic – Gleð ileg Jó l og Farsaelt Komandi á r!

Igbo – Ekelere m gi maka Keresimesi na ubochi izizi afo ozo

Ikiribati – Te Mauri, Te Raoi ao Te Tabomoa nakoimi nte Kirimati ao te Ririki ae Bou

Ilocano – Naimbag a Pascua ken Naragsac nga Baro nga Tawen!

Imbongu – Gotenga malo Jisasi Karaist

Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru

Inupiaq – Annaurri Aniruq & Paglaun Ukiutchiaq

Inupiatun – Quvianaq Agaayuniqpak

Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah

Irish – Nollaig Shona Dhuit

Iroquois – Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson homungradon nagwutut & Ojenyunyat osrasay

Italian – Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo

Japanese – Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Javanese – Sugeng Natal lan warsa enggal

Jèrriais – Bouan Noué et Bouanne Année

Kabyle – Assegwas ameggaz

Kadazan – Kotobian Tadau Do Krimas om Toun Vagu

Kahua – Na vagevageha surireua na Kirisimasi ma na harisi naoru

Kala Lagaw Ya – Ngi ngayka Koei trimal Kaz

Kambaata – eman haaro wegga illisholce

Kamba – Ithiwa na Kisimsi Kiseo & Na Mwaka Mweu Museo

Kannada – Hosa Varushada Subhasayagalu

Karelian – Rastawanke Sinun, Uvven Vuvenke Sinun

Kaqchiquel – Dios tik’ujie’ avik’in

Kashmiri – Christmas Id Mubarak

Kawalib – Amirnar Krismas Gi

Khasi – Krismas basuk & Snem thymmai basuk

Kinyarwanda – Umunsi Mwiza

Kirundi – Noeli Nziza & Umwaka Mwiza

Kom – Isangle Krismen & Isangle beng i fue

Elephant & Ant Story

Ack :~ Nikhil Patel
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?

Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!

Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .

Elephant: Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?

Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

Ant: Haan …. I AM A SANTOOR GIRL…. MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !

10 great personal style secrets

In our quest for stylish ecstasy, many of us perpetually chase those undefinable fashion rules that will transform our tortured spirits into sensual ‘Christmas trees’. The reality of great style lies in the following pearls of styling astuteness.

1. Attitude all the way

One of the most important secrets to having great style is to have a positive attitude. Whether you are down in the dumps professionally or wish and dream for luscious success, just remember not to let your attitude slither down — be open to the possibility that all will fall into place.

2. Partner with a great stylist

Rarely said but factually known, behind every great businessman is a brilliant stylist. The right stylist will help you make the best lifestyle choices.

Remember, there is no substitute for quality inputs in your overall look and style. A good stylist can make you look like a million bucks. Make it your life’s mission to find a great stylist and stick with him for the long haul.

3. Stylise and re-define your personal style

Know your character and understand what is natural in your look and character; don’t fight it.

Maximise your natural aura and work on making it your signature style. Select a realistic look that works well for you and for your lifestyle.

4. Avoid the temptation to follow the trend chasers

Find comfort in a personal look that works for you. Alter this selectively and slightly, with well-chosen accessories and fashions.

You will feel good once you have conquered and resisted the ever-changing style swings.

5. Invest in the best

If you don’t invest in yourself now and are waiting for an opportunity in the distant future, please wake up. An intelligently designed shirt or a fabulously cut suit can set you apart in an instant.

Limited resources do not mean you can’t have great products, though the reality is that you get what you pay for! Ask your stylist to recommend a well thought out wardrobe and accessories that are compatible with your budget.

6. Know it all

Logical and effortless reflection of knowledge is appealing to all segments of culture. Learn to speak when you have something qualitative to offer.

Current affairs, global news and a deeper understanding of the subject that you specialise in will keep you intellectually stimulated.

7. Your tools are your sword

In this age of ‘technoindianisation’, you are as good as the tools you use.

The right products used improperly are a waste of time and money. Even worse, using the wrong tools can actually scratch your disposition.

Invest in good tools and learn to use them correctly.

8. Pamper yourself

If you don’t plan regular appointments with your hairdresser, or the idea of a custom masseuse sounds ridiculous, think again. A little personal attention can work wonders for your self-esteem — an integral part of looking good.

9. Diet and nourishment

It’s true! The food you eat and the liquids you drink influence the look you project. Your general look depends on a nutritious diet, vitamins, good rest, exercise and lots of water.

Supplement your daily food plan with lots of water, healthy herbal teas and sugar-free fruit juices. Avoid extreme diets and radical food plans. If you must diet, supplement your food plan with vitamins that give you a complete balance of nutrients and herbs.

10. Be prepared for the unexpected, always!

Never take anything for granted or expect much from a good friend — if you do, you will be disappointed.

The answer to our personal style quest is simpler than we imagine and lies in a few simple, sensible steps in the right direction. It is through fashion, design, sense and sensibilities, we realise the truth of da Vinci’s words, that ‘simplicity is the ultimate sophistication’.

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