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India’s Infosys Beats Tata For Top Spot In Market Cap Stakes

NEW DELHI, Dec 23 Asia Pulse – Software giant Infosys (BSE:500179) on Thursday once again toppled Tata Consultancy Services (NSI:TCS) (TCS) from the top spot among Indian IT companies in terms of market capitalisation.

Though stock markets closed on a firm note after witnessing choppy trade, buying was seen in heavyweights stocks from the IT sectors.

Taking advantage of favourable conditions prevailing in the bourses, Infosys moved ahead of TCS with a market capitalisation of Rs 811.72 billion (US$17.9 billion) compared to Tata group entity’s Rs 808.32 billion.

Infosys now occupies the fourth position in terms of overall market capitalisation after Oil and Natural Gas Company (NSI:ONGC), Reliance Industries (NSI:RELIANC) and National Thermal Power Corporation (NSI:NTPC) in that order.Share price of Infosys gained 0.34 per cent to end at Rs 2,982.75 while TCS bucked the trend in the market losing 0.15 per cent to end the day at Rs 1,750.85.

Barring TCS and Patni Computer (BSE:532517), all the top IT companies ended in positive territory at the close of trading hours on the BSE and NSE.

TCS lost ground on profit taking after recent sharp surge in the stock which had pushed up on December 14

Sardarji Hillarious Part II

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner
should be light”

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Sardar told his servant: Go and water th e plants. Servant: It’s already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will
come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!”

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what…—To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.

IN COURT du r! ing a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
….. Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho…..

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please
recharge your card”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions
on the tin, “For best results put on two coats”

Q:) ! How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
measure how much he has slept……..

Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and
finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

IBM staff drive Gujarat push

IBM that offers end-to-end solutions from hardware to software, services and consulting, is planning to start its operations in Gandhinagar in Gujarat. Interestingly, some 200 odd native Gujarati employees of the company located at IBM Pune establishment, have requested IBM management to consider their plea to start operations in Gujarat.

Its not the company, but employees who are eager to work in Gujarat and employees are none other but more than 200 Gujaratis working with IBM in other parts of country, informed company sources

According to Anupam Saxena, director of Infocity, Gandhinagar, IBM officials have initiated talks with the Infocity officials for the proposed shift of operations to Gandhinagar.

“We were trying to bring IBM in Gujarat since couple of years but company was never so keen to start its operations in Gujarat and now a strength of more than 200 employees wants to come back to their motherland for which company has decided to meet our officials,” claimed Saxena.

He added that negotiations are going on and very soon concrete decisions will be taken.

Similar to IBM, another Pune based company Cybage Software Private Limited, has more than 40 per cent Gujarati employees.

“Talks with Cybage are under process. Around 1200 people are working in the company and out of them around 400 are Gujaratis who are eager to shift to Gujarat,” said Saxena.

Even IT companies are seeing that in Gandhinagar infrastructure is available at low cost compared to Banglore, Pune and Gurgaon where the power failure is a major problem.

“In other cities Gujaratis have to hire a flat on rent and savings are almost zero but if they shift back to Gujarat, they can stay with their family and can save money,” explained Saxena.

While talking about other companies, Saxena said that recently MphasiS opened its BPO based on domestic call center in Ahmedabad and for international call center they are planning to start their operations Infocity after March 2006.

“By next fiscal they have plan to start 1,000 seating capacity office at Infocity. They will be starting international call center over here,” he added.

Source: Buisness Standard

Infosys to hire 3,000 at Orissa centre

BS Corporate Bureau in Mumbai

Infosys Technologies is planning to increase its headcount at its Orissa development centre at Bhubaneswar to 4,500 personnel and invest Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion) over the next few years.

The increased focus for the centre is under the company’s expectations of tier-II cities becoming growth engines for the IT industry in the country.

“Tier-II cities such as Bhubaneswar will be the growth engines for the IT Industry in India. We have taken a lead in this direction by investing more than Rs 135 crore (Rs 1.35 billion) at our Bhubaneswar centre. Realising the potential of the city, we plan to increase our headcount to over 4,500 over the next few years with an added investment of Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion),” Infosys Technologies chairman and chief mentor N R Narayana Murthy said.

At present, the development centre employs over 1,720 personnel and contributes about 80 per cent of software exports from Orissa, making it the largest exporter from the Bhubaneswar Software Technology Park of India (STPI).

The Bhubaneswar centre entertains multi-million dollar clients from Canada, Europe and North America. With a total built-up area of over 46 acre, the centre has the capacity to accommodate over 3,300 software professionals.

The centre, which has entered into its tenth year of operations, had also spend over Rs 5.5 crore (Rs 55 million) for various initiatives like primary education, healthcare and rehabilitation of the underprivileged in the state.

Ack : ~ Rediff

IT majors in race for ABN Amro deal

MUMBAI:
European banking major ABN Amro is in the finals stages of selecting its IT vendors for a multi-year, multi-billion-dollar contract. For the first time, Indian vendors have emerged as front-runners for a large portion of the contract.

The domestic vendors being considered for various components of the deal are Infosys, TCS and Patni. The local operations of IBM and Accenture could play a major role if these companies are selected.

The mega deal is said to be one of the largest in Europe as European banks, unlike their American counterparts, are not used to outsourcing. The deal also has a large offshore outsourcing component of more than $500m spread over five years.

The final negotiations are being carried out and the share of individual vendors is expected to be announced in a couple of weeks, according to a spokesman for the bank in Amsterdam.

The bank had invited bids for three areas within its IT department almost a year ago. The final vendors for each of these three areas — IT infrastructure, application support & enhancement and application development outsourcing — have been finalized.

IT infrastructure will involve the basic network, servers and other hardware within the company. ABN has finalized IBM and HP for this portion of the deal. In software application support & enhancement, ABN has identified Indian vendors, TCS and Infosys.

In application development outsourcing, which will have an offshore component, more than five vendors have been finalized, namely Patni Computers, TCS, Infosys, IBM and Accenture.

The domestic software services industry is seeing this as a major stage since Indian vendors, for the first time, are competing evenly in a large outsourcing deal. The overall deal involves a fairly important and large onsite presence and Indian vendors have emerged as front-runners.

Moreover, short listing IBM and Accenture for application development outsourcing in a category dominated by Indian vendors is seen as a sign of the times. The development centers of IBM and Accenture in India are seen as much bigger competition than their capabilities in Europe or the US.

Accenture’s operations in India have been ramped up, with aggressive recruitment and hiring. Its local operations already employ more than 11,000 people after less than four years of operations. IBM acquired more than 6,000 people through its acquisition of Daksh last year.

The capabilities that these two companies have acquired or built are now being used to pitch for the outsourcing deals.

TajMahal 4 bachelor, lover n married

As a Bachelor
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

10 new tips for safe online shopping

  • As more and more Indians get internet savvy, online shopping is also on the rise, especially in festive seasons like this. However, while you may go for online shopping merrily, just follow some rules of thumb so that you don’t get fleeced by cyber sharks, phishing in troubled waters.

    At office or home, we may be spending more time with computers and internet, but that does not make us any less gullible. Sometimes, we trust technology more than individuals. This is just ripe breeding ground for cyber criminals.

    Organized criminal gangs target online consumers with blended phishing attacks, some of which even find out details of their interests and use them to generate phishing emails tailored to tempt them into giving away their identities. As awareness has grown about Phishing within the Internet community, the tactics used by Phishers have evolved over time making it more difficult for the consumer to realize they are being duped:

    Phishers are now increasingly using automated URL obfuscation tools to deceive would-be victims. The Phisher simply enters the URL of the legitimate website and then enters the address of the fake malicious website, with the tool automatically crafting a new “socially engineered” URL that includes the text from the legitimate URL as well as special characters that actually cause the URL to direct the browser to the fake website. To the untrained eye this specially-crafted URL looks like the real thing.

    The use of Embedded Java script and Active X applets is becoming more common in Phishing emails. These scripts and applets can automatically place a graphic image of the expected legitimate URL on top of the address bar within the browser to hide the actual address that the browser.

    Along with phishing, pharming is emerging as a bigger threat. Pharming is the technological evolution of Phishing, and while it requires a more sophisticated and technically savvy cyber criminal, it is growing rapidly.

    A skillful Pharmer takes advantage of unpatched and vulnerable software using worms and viruses to compromise Internet DNS servers or host files on personal computers to transparently redirect consumers to illegitimate websites to harvest their personal financial information.

    Here are some tips on how to combat phishers & pharmers:

    1. Always be up-to-date with the latest security patches as well as your Anti Virus and Firewall software on your PC.

    2. Never click on an embedded URL contained in any email. Rather, enter the URL manually in your browser address bar for banking and credit card websites.

    3. Never fill in forms contained within email. Personal financial info should never be sent by email. Always use a secure website – verify that the URL contains https:// and that the closed lock appears on the lower right hand side of the browser for a secure website connection.

    4. Do not click on an email attachment unless you know the sender and were expecting to receive the attachment.

    5. Monitor your banking and credit card accounts on line and check for illegitimate transactions regularly.

    6. Register with a credit card security system that requires a password to authorize transactions.

    7. Use common sense. If any deal looks too good to be true then it probably is.

    8. Beware of Bait-and-Switch ploys. A store advertises a great price for a product and then claims to have sold out of it when you want to buy it. Salesperson participating in bait and switch will try high-pressure sales techniques to get you to buy a similar but different product–at a higher price. Online, vendors sometimes advertise a low price for something like a digital camera and then will try to persuade you to buy accessories you probably don’t want or need as a way to jack up the price. Always refuse such a deal.

    9. Pricing engines don’t always deliver the “best deals.” Pricing engines like Froogle and others are adept at directing you to the cheapest price of a given product. But often the best price isn’t the “best deal.” Low-priced merchandise might be a lure to a scam where a site takes your money and delivers you nothing. Items advertised for sale on eBay but never delivered included Xbox video game systems, designer handbags, laptop computers, and Rolex watches.

    And ridiculously low prices should show that you may be buying counterfeit.

    10. Read the Warranty before you buy that discounted flat panel TV, find out what the product warranty covers, how long the coverage lasts, and where you have to send the product to obtain repairs, a refund, or replacement

  • A STORY ABT “WHY GIRLS R UNPREDICTABLE????

    One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams & give
    her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.
    Now it was a day for “Devi” to come. So she slept earlier with
    thoughts in her mind to ask.

    And, really a “Devi” comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.
    Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
    very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can
    ask anything you like, but there is one condition.
    Girl: Condition!, what is that?
    Devi: You have a boy-friend?
    Girl: Yes.

    Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was
    waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt
    know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
    whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are
    agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.
    Girl: (After
    thinking for some time … ): Yes, I am ready.
    Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
    world.
    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

    Girl: It’s OK.

    Devi: Be as you wish!
    Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
    girl in the world.

    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

    Girl: It’s OK.
    Devi: Be as you wish.
    Devi: Now the
    last boon remains.

    Girl: O Devi, please give me
    a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

    Devi: What? Are you sure!

    Girl: Yes. Very sure!
    Devi: Be as you wish.
    Think friends,
    what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
    at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world’s
    most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.
    Moral of the
    story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent
    than we
    believe about them to be. So be careful boys!
    Now, girls please stop reading … boys continue till the end of the
    mail …..
    ******
    ******

    ******
    ******

    ******
    ******

    ******
    ******

    ******
    ******

    ******
    ******

    Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is
    something different than what you all think!
    Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
    than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl,
    being
    world’s richest and the most handsome boy.
    Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
    intelligent than what we believe them to be.

    Ack :~ VIMAL

    Advice for software engineers

    Software Engineers are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computers because the following things may happen in their future.

    1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

    2. When counting objects, you count 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D..

    3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls.

    4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.

    5. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!”, you are going to scream at her for omitting the “else” clause.

    6. You try to sleep , and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); /* sleep for 8 hours */

    7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.

    8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number…

    9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window.

    10. When you go to balance your cheque book, you would discover that you’ll be doing the math in octal.

    11.You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.

    12.When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for the floor you want to go

    AcK :~ Gunjan Saxena

    Indian Political brain – too good to resist

    NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars.
    The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.

    The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. “One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater-Rice University.”

    The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question. “Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

    The last applicant was an Indian Politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
    “Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
    The Indian Politician replied,
    “You give me three million,
    I’ll give you one million,
    I’ll keep a million and
    we’ll send the American engineer.”

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