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Network Analysis…Can U Solve This

To all , who know how to solve the problems mathematically, something for you all.Please solve it

Kirchoff’s Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff’s Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise :
Please apply Kirchoff’s Current and Voltage laws to the following figure:

Reason for Afghanistan holding best suicide bombers

Because they have best trainers

Daily Routine Life

NASA Pics of Water On Mars

Love Never Dies

एक लड़का और एक लड़की एक दूसरे से बहुत प्यार करते थे.
दुर्भागया से लड़का मार गया………
मरने के बाद उसने लड़की से कहा

“एक वादा था तेरा हर वादे के पीछे,
तू मिलेगी मुझे हर दरवाज़े क पीछे,
पर तू मुझे रुसवा कर गयी
एक तू ही ना थी मेरे जनाज़े के पीछे”.

इतने में लकड़ी की आवाज़ आई,
उसने कहा . . . . .

एक वादा था मेरे हर वादे के पीछे,
मैं मिलूँगी तुझे हर दरवाज़े के पीछे,
पर तूने ही मूड के ना देखा,
एक और जनाज़ा था तेरे जनाज़े के पीछे……. ………

Cruise To St. Goar

Cruise To St. Goar

Castle @ St Goar

Castle @ St Goar

Life @ St Goar

Life @ St Goar

Advertising Wars In India

Read From Bottom to top, its the order in which the advertisements got added one above the other.

Indian vs American – Tit for Tat

An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: “You Indians eat the whole bread?”
Indian (coolly): “Of course.”
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)”We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to India.” The American has a smirk
on his face.

The Indian munches on… gives a cold look but did not reply.

The American refuses to take the cue and persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”
Indian: “Of Course.”
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to India.”

The Indian puts his coffee mug down…looks straight in the American’s eye and then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Why of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of course.”
Indian: “We don’t. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.

Jai Hind…………………..

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