It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow…
Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta
Be Good & Do Good!
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Ack: – Vishal Jain
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said. ” I am a Father.” The little boy replied. “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.” The priest looked up from his book and answered. “I am the Father of many.”
The boy said. “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said. “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
“Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar.”
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If you are divorced, separated or widowed, here is something for you to re-consider for your second marriage. Pahwa KBS today announced the launch of a new matrimonial website specifically targeting the remarriage market, i.e. For people who have been divorced, widowed or separated.
Vivek Pahwa who is a cousin brother of ContentSutra’s blogger Nikhil Pahwa, is a CEO of Pahwa KBS. The site is called SecondShaadi.com which itself explains the purpose. Vivek is an MBA from the Indian School of Business (ISB). Ankur Warikoo, Vivek’s batchmate from ISB, forms part of the SecondShaadi.com team as a external advisor. He and Vivek together handle the customer and marketing strategy of SecondShaadi.com
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From this URL u can get meaning of your name plus other info tooo
My info described by this site was
Name: Chirag
Gender: Male
Origin/Usage: Hindu, Indian
Meaning: a lamp
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What is the difference between a Bus and a Cycle?
Think for a while …its PJ of the day …….
Bus stand will never go along with the bus,
but cycle stand will go along with the cycle.
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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
FIVE. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..
FIFTEEN. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
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Technology on street.. A techie works on his laptop as an amused policeman gapes on the footpath near Trinity Circle in Bangalore on Tuesday….
It was a forward i received and i found it damn good, so posted the same.
I cant ensure the originality and I am just posting this stuff for fun, so if someone thinks its abuse let me know …will do the needful
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The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called Failure,
A loop called Confusion,
Speed bumps called Friends,
Red Signal called Enemies,
Caution lights called Family.
You will have flats called Tough Jobs.
But, if you have a spare called Determination,
An engine called Perseverance,
Insurance called Faith,
You will make it to a place called Success.
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Read following conversation btwn me and my frnds, Its Damn good
Chirag
Log Kehte hai ke pyar itna bhi mat karo ki GF sar per sawar ho jaye ……
Log Kehte hai ke pyar itna bhi mat karo ki GF sar per sawar ho jaye ……
Hum Kahte hain ke Pyar itna karo ki…..GF ki Friend bhi aapke saath FARAR ho jaye…..
Arham Khan Replies
Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Huva
Toh Rab Sey Shikayat Hogi…………….
Eko Toh Jhela Nahi Jata
Doosra Aa Gaya Toh Kya Halat Hogi..
Ritesh Kumar Replies
Bahut khusnuma kal ki raat gujri hai,
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas gujri hai,
Na neend aayi na khwab koi,
Bas aapke hi khayalo me raat gujri hai!!!!!!!!!!!
Arham Khan Replies Back
Dil Mey Hai Mohabbat Kitni
Iska Koi Andaza Nahi,
Dil Khol Kar Kaisey Bataye
Jiska Koi Dawarza Nahi
Arham Khan Bouces Back
Mohabbat Mujhe Thi Unsey Itni,
Ki Unki Yadoon Mey Dil Tadapta Raha,
Maut Bhi Meri Chahat Ko Rok Na Saki,
Ki Khabr Mey Bhi Dil Dhadaktha Raha.
Chirag too Bounces Back
Tanhaiyo ke shahar me ek ghar bana lia,
Ruswaiyon ko apna mukkadar bana lia.
Dekha hai yaha pathar ko pujte hain log,
Bas isliye apne dil ko pathar bana lia.
Arham Khan Bouces Bounces Back
Fizaon Par Asar Hawaon Ka Hota Hai,
Mohabbar Par Asar Adaon Ka Hota Hai,
Koi Aisehi Nahin Banta Dewana Kisika,
Kuch To Asar Nihgahonka Hota Hai
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