Sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)

Sher…arz hai…
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara….
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara…..
k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!!

WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
?????GUESS
????GUESS HARDER
NO GUESS???
TOM & JERRY STARTS…..

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: “See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.”

Hritik:- Aaj mere pas bunglow hai,gadi hai,wife hai, paisa hai, shan shaukat hai tere pas kya hai.
Abhishek bacchan:- mere bap ke sir pe baal hai..

man is going 2 a factory… another man asks him…
1st: kyu bhai…kahan jaa raha hai???
2nd: main kaarkhane ja raha hoon..
1st: abe yaar, itni badi CAR kaise khayega tu???

Freaking out and enjoying life doesn’t necessarily need drugs or cigarettes.

There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf; like marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.

And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting………..

Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

You always don’t need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.

Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway station…?)

Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away…distances can’t separate friends

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

And last but not the least- do what your heart loves.. Karo wahi jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI !!!

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, ‘If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??’ Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: ‘ O.K. Johnny, what’s the answer?’
Johnny: ‘NONE, maa’m.
Teacher: ‘How?’ Johnny: ‘After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away.’ Teacher: ‘No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.

Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: ‘Teacher can i ask u a question?’
Teacher: ‘Sure’.
Johnny: ‘There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??’
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers:’I….I…… I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.’
Johnny: ‘NO maa’m, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING’!!!!!

Once upon a time… In a village, there came a lion & started troubling villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some action. They decide that after 6:00 ‘O’clock in the evening everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes and finds nothing.

Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens for two-three nights.Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back into the forest.

Now suggest some good title for the story! Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the moral…..

Sher-Lock Homes!!!

અમે ધારી નહોતી એવી અણધારી કરી લીધી,
અજાણી આંખડીએ ચોટ ગોઝારી કરી લીધી.

કોઈનાથી અમે બે વાત શું પ્યારી કરી લીધી!
જવાનીમાં મરણની પૂર્વતૈયારી કરી લીધી.

અમે મગરૂર મનને મારી લાચારી કરી લીધી,
કરી લીધી જીવન તારી તરફદારી કરી લીધી.

ઘડીઓ આ જુદાઈની અને તે પણ જવાનીમાં?
અમે આ પણ સહન તલવાર બેધારી કરી લીધી.

મને કંઈ વાત તો કરવી હતી અલગારી મન મારા,
વળી કોના થકી તેં પ્રીત પરબારી કરી લીધી!

ભલે એ ના થયાં મારાં, ભલા આ સ્નેહ શું કમ છે?
ઘડીભર સાથ બેસી વાત બે પ્યારી કરી લીધી.

કસુંબલ આંખડીના આ કસબની વાત શી કરવી?
કલેજું કોતરી નાજુક મીનાકારી કરી લીધી.

મઝાની ચાંદનીમાં નોતરી બેઠા ઉદાસીને,
અમે હાથે કરીને રાત અંધારી કરી લીધી.

હવે મિત્રો ભલે ગુસ્સો ગઝલ પર ઠાલવે ‘ઘાયલ’,
અમારે વાત બે કરવી હતી પ્યારી, કરી લીધી.

Ack: – Vijay Raut

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