1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
Commercial ingenuity will find a way around the most carefully constructed official restrictions. On the face of it, this would seem to be a fair assessment of Wal-Mart’s proposed entry into India partnering Bharti.
That would be an error. A more accurate conclusion would be that policy seeks to tilt the playing field in favour of Indian retail players rather than to keep foreign Big Retail out.
Read More @ Economictimes
Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk,and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows.
You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
Internet Protocol Television (IPTV) is digital television delivered on your television (and not PC) through high speed internet (broadband) connection. In this service, channels are encoded in IP format and delivered to the TV through a set top box. IPTV service also includes video on demand, which is similar to watching video CDs/DVDs using a VCD/DVD player.
How does it work?
IPTV converts a television signal into small packets of computer data like any other form of online traffic such as email or a web page. There are three main components of IPTV. First, the TV and content head end, where the TV channels are received and encoded and also other content like videos which are stored. The second component is the delivery network, which is broadband and landline network provided by a telecom operators such as MTNL.
The third component is the set top box, which……………….
Read More @ Economictimes
Oracle Pakistan announced on Wednesday that it is strengthening its presence in Lahore as part of its expansion plan into Pakistani growth cities.
Samina Rizwan, Regional Director for Oracle South Asia Growth Economics, said Pakistan is experiencing unprecedented economic growth today and emerging companies in Pakistan’s high-growth cities provide the foundation upon which our country’s economic success would ride. “We want these companies to have lots of choice in world-class software to meet their growing information needs. Easy access to affordable technology solutions, world-class support and services to manage their business and IT infrastructure are critical to their success.â€
She said the Oracle has expanded its presence into more than 45 high-growth cities across the Asia Pacific region
Read More @ Daily Times
Samsung Electronics says that it has developed the thinnest reported LCD panel, one no thicker than a credit card at 0.82mm, which is 0.07mm thinner than the panel previously reported to be the world’s slimmest. The company also announced that it has developed a new mobile technology, which it is calling, “i-Lens“, for integrating the entire panel assembly, including a protective layer, into a single, thinner module that is more shock-resistant and easier to read than conventional panels.
Executive Vice President Yun Jin-hyuk, in charge of the Mobile Display Team within the Samsung Electronics LCD Business division, said, “Samsung’s R&D initiatives, including LCD module thickness reduction and reinforced shock resistance, will enable our customers to develop truly differentiated and more reliable, ultra-thin mobile products.”
Read More @ Cellular-news
Wipro Infotech, a leading provider of IT solutions and services, today announced its tenth Total Outsourcing win in India. Wipro has won a contract for providing comprehensive IT outsourcing services to Dena Bank over a period of 10 years. Wipro Infotech is the India, Middle East and Asia Pacific division of the US $2.39 billion Wipro Limited
Read More @ India PRWire
Tata Consultancy Services (TCS), an IT services and consulting firm, has won a USD 8 million contract to implement a solution in Companhia de Telecomunicações de Macau S.A.R.L. (CTM), Macau’s only full telecom service provider.
According to the company, the new contract breaks new ground in several areas:
Read More @ SDA India
Ack :- Vikas Pukale
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?
BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that’s what’s friendship
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open ………………………………….
Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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