Woh hamari se door ho kar bhi hamre pass hai
Woh Hamre nahi ho kar bhi hamare hai …..
Hum Majboor he unke liye , Kyukee Woh nahi he hamre liye —
Agar Woh hote hamre liye to Hum hote unke liye …..
Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta
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Tag: Fun (page 41 of 49)
Ack:- Potnuru Archana
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more
Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep ot.
Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast
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Ack:- Gaurav Solanki
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.
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Britons of Indian origin have composed a lilting song in Hindi in support of David Beckham and the England football team — egging the players on to bring the World Cup home.
Radio presenter Sunny Kapoor hit upon the idea during his show on Kismat Radio, a popular radio station for South Asians here.
Khelo khelo josh me khelo,
Germany se World Cup lelo.
World Cup hamaraa hai,
Beckham ka sahara ha
Reports say that over 100 songs have been composed recently in support of the England team. This is the first song to be composed in Hindi or any Asian language, and is already a hit with listeners on Kismat Radio.
To listen click here (English)
To listen click here (Hindi)
Ack :- NRI FM
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Ack:- Vijay Raut
A MANjoined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…..
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Ack:- Umang S Nahata
Arj Kiya Hai………
Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta ,
iska matlab ye nahi ki main pyar nahi karta ,
Chahta hu main Use aaj bhi per,
uski soch main waqt bekar nahi karta
Tamasha na ban jaye yeh mohabbat meri
isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahi karta ,
Jo kuch mila hai usi me kush hu main,
uske liye khuda se takrar nahi karta ,
par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat main aye zalim,
warna use chahne ki khata baar-baar nahi karta …………
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What do you do if you want to call your friend standing across the street? If you’re a true Mumbaikar, you’d just… kiss.
C Senthilnathan
What I have been trying to convey so far may not sound what it is supposed to. I am talking about kissing sounds which people use to communicate with each other, standing more than 10 feet away. This art has been mastered by all Mumbaikars and their ears are sharp enough to catch the one meant for their ears.
Picture this. You are in a train and your friend is standing about 10 metres away. There are about 20 people between the two of you. How do you call him? A non-Mumbaikar would probably call his friend’s name aloud. But no. That’s not how it’s done in the city. You just make a kissing sound. Twenty-one people turn and look at you. Twenty of them will realise that the sound was not meant for them and will look away. No offence taken. Now your friend and you can start communicating.
I was discussing this with a friend and when I made ‘the sound’ to show him what I meant, at least five people looked around and then resumed what they were doing as though nothing happened.
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Gita an Indian is studying in america!!!A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher,they all rised their hands.But there is, however, one exception.A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I am not an American.” replied Gita.”Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a proud Indian,” boasts the little girl.The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.”Well”, my mom and dad are Indians, “so I’m an Indian too.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason”,she says loudly “if your mom was an idiot,and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?”
A pause, and a smile.
“Then” says Gita, “I’d be an American.”
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After the Supreme Court issued directions to the Gujarat government to provide police protection to cinemas screening Fanaa, a theatre in Jamnagar has decided to release Aamir Khan-Kajol starrer movie.
“On the demand of the people of Jamnagar, we have decided to release Fanaa on Tuesday and will screen three shows daily,” Mansur Sheikh, the manager of the Ambar theatre, said over phone from Jamnagar.
“After Supreme Court’s order on Monday, we had asked for police protection and the administration has provided us with it,” Sheikh said.
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India declared their second innings on 521 for six after a controversy surrounding M S Dhoni’s dismissal.
Dhoni, who played like a man possessed, smashed three consecutive sixes off Dave Mohammad. He then smashed a fourth, but was caught by Daren Ganga on the ropes.It was unclear to both the field umpires and third umpire whether Ganga had taken the catch cleanly as he claimed or had he stepped on the rope.
A consultation followed, holding up the game and West Indies captain Brian Lara was not happy when the umpires decided in Dhoni’s favour. Indian skipper Rahul Dravid then signalled for the declaration and Dhoni and Mohammad Kaif walked off the ground.
Dhoni finally ended the controversy by accepting Ganga’s version and was pronounced out caught Ganga bowled Mohammad for 69 runs that came off just 52 balls and included six sixes and four fours.
Trivia
MS Dhoni is the only batsman in the history of ODI cricket, amongst the batsmen with a minimum of 1000 runs, to have maintained an average of 50 (52.76) as well as maintained a strike rate of 100 (103.00)
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