Achchha, ab shru karte hain
toh ek couple hai..
woh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide unke najdik nai
aate…
y..
kyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki ka   naam rekha hai… :)  totally Laxman Rekha

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think…….
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why………….
‘coz he repeatively says,”mein CONE hun???”.

ok, flashback to Sholay
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
ahin..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Nai..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Thakur : abye 4 – 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata Banega kya???

Once ther was a man by name Bhagwan. A beautiful girl by name Raani falls
in love with Bhagwan. After few days of their affair, Raani dies. Why??
Kyonki woh Bhagwan ko pyaari ho gayi!!

Who is Aparna’s younger sister?
Lowerna!

Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein bahut ro rahi thi…achanak ek car
aati hai aur use thokti hai…fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti…in fact the
car is damaged ..how????

woh bahut ro rahi thi
ro (density) is very high.
density x volume = mass
therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car)
isliye gaadi damaged!

BPL – PJ (Below Poverty Line – PJ)
If Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of
veerapan’s wife in that movie ??
socho socho
thoda aur deemag lagao
Zaarapan !!!!!

dil mein chubhi sui
gaur farmayiega
dil mein chubhi sui
ooi ooi ooi……….

Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the… usse duuurr bhagte the…
Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab
gaonwale uski pooja karne lage…..
Kyu???
Kyon ki woh Gun – Pati ban jaata hain… .