Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh. Night out Maar….Fundoo programming  kar like me….! Do something cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga …
Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! ar appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You :Phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga…
Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste