Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta
Be Good & Do Good!
Category: Forwards (page 21 of 48)
Sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)
Sher…arz hai…
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara….
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara…..
k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!!
WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
?????GUESS
????GUESS HARDER
NO GUESS???
TOM & JERRY STARTS…..
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Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: “See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.”
Hritik:- Aaj mere pas bunglow hai,gadi hai,wife hai, paisa hai, shan shaukat hai tere pas kya hai.
Abhishek bacchan:- mere bap ke sir pe baal hai..
man is going 2 a factory… another man asks him…
1st: kyu bhai…kahan jaa raha hai???
2nd: main kaarkhane ja raha hoon..
1st: abe yaar, itni badi CAR kaise khayega tu???
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Freaking out and enjoying life doesn’t necessarily need drugs or cigarettes.
There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf; like marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.
And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting………..
Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.
You always don’t need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.
Believe in Love , true love will never let you down
Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.
Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the railway station…?)
Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away…distances can’t separate friends
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.
The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
And last but not the least- do what your heart loves.. Karo wahi jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI !!!
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, ‘If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??’ Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: ‘ O.K. Johnny, what’s the answer?’
Johnny: ‘NONE, maa’m.
Teacher: ‘How?’ Johnny: ‘After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away.’ Teacher: ‘No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.
Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: ‘Teacher can i ask u a question?’
Teacher: ‘Sure’.
Johnny: ‘There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??’
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers:’I….I…… I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.’
Johnny: ‘NO maa’m, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING’!!!!!
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Once upon a time… In a village, there came a lion & started troubling villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some action. They decide that after 6:00 ‘O’clock in the evening everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes and finds nothing.
Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens for two-three nights.Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back into the forest.
Now suggest some good title for the story! Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the moral…..
Sher-Lock Homes!!!
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UPDATE(20 Mar 2010) – Below comparison is based on someone’s PERCEPTION, its not final or true words.. Its about you, how well you received acknowledgement in either of the big MNC. As per me, TCS is really good to work with. So just ENJOY the article ..
TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES
Experience Certainty.
“This is something that our clients already know; now we are letting the Cat
out of the Bag”
Vision: “To be Global Top 10 by 2010”
INFOSYS TECHNOLOGIES LTD
Win the Flat World.
“The competition has been leveled, the world is flat”
These are the two leading Indian IT companies that are set to lead the IT
world globally. Both are basically “Computer Services Companies” even though
they have their own Products like “Infy Finacle” and “TCS Quartz”.
Even though they compete in the same area,
Even though they have many common clients,
Even though they do a lot of similar work,
these two are totally different in the way they work, their policies, the
way they see the clients/employees, the way they handle projects.
TCS is a 39 year old $4 billion company compared to Infosys which is 25 year
old $3 billion company. Let’s compare from two perspectives:
1) Customer
2) Employee
1) Customer
As a Customer to these two companies, you won’t find much differences. Both
deliver things on time, both deliver code of same quality etc.
But TCS may be a bit cheaper than Infosys, but latter may guarantee more
quality
for that price.
2) Employee
As an Employee, one can see a lot of differences.
1) Work Pressure
This is the first and foremost thing an employee looks for. Here obviously
TCS scores. You will rarely see people slogging in TCS whereas there is no
Infy without Slogging. Of course this difference to certain extent comes
from some extra quality things that are done at Infy, but still TCS do not
mind saying “No” when it’s difficult. Infy manager rarely has the world “No”
in their dictionary.
Note: No matter what facilities a company provides, if the workload is high,
your life will be miserable.
2) Remuneration
Infy have a well defined compensation policy. They have increments every
year and everything follows proper process. At the end, TCS guy too have the
same salary, but there are no processes as such.
One good thing about TCS is their Variable pay is less compared to infy
i.e. TCS gives what they promises but Infy may not.
Infosys is a company that loves to make Employees pay tax.
In a way, Infy is more patriotic.
TCS is more practical and loves to be in the side of employees.
3) Infrastructure
Well, this point, don’t even think of comparing. They are miles apart.
Infosys has world class facilities which only a few companies can boast of.
TCS infrastructure is pathetic say even it is Buildings, Computers,
Internet, Transport or Food courts. Computers @ TCS are generations behind.
4) Security
“Too much security” is an apt phrase for TCS. It is good from customer point
of view, but very very bad from an Employee point of view. You need to get
lot of permissions to login to a system and need a lot of access to make it
working. Half your life will go in TCS raising tickets or you will become
too lazy that you will stop using some of the facilities instead of raising
tickets. Life is so much better at Infy where things are “Hare paced’ not
“Tortoise paced” like TCS processes.
5) Work Culture
Infy has a lot of team building activities, cultural programs etc from the
HR side where as a TCS guy will see an HR only when he is in bench.
But sometimes the Infy activities end up creating a lot of pressure which
finally ends up in dissatisfaction which was actually intented Employee
satisfaction. But Infy do score here.
6) Ethics
Infy is really a company with a conscience. It is very transparent and
manages things in a beautiful way. It is indeed the “BEST MANAGED COMPANY”.
TCS has to go a long way in this to achieve this level of Transparency even
though they are trying.
7) Initiatives
There are a lot of initiatives that happens in Infy like for example “The
Ozone initiative”. It aims at reducing the paper usage. Infy will never use
paper unless it’s very necessary. “Online” rules Infy.
In TCS, one can see paper paper every where. Even for a survey, they don’t
have a proper “Survey” tool, which in turn leads them to the Manual paper
survey which not only leads to inefficiency but also it wastes lot of paper,
which in turn wood, which in turn trees, which in turns harms the Nature.
Btw, sometimes i do prefer certain things in Paper.
Then there are very active Bulletin Boards, Writer’s Forums etc in Infy
which you will never find in any another company.
8) Brand Name
Infy shows the ordinary things as Extra ordinary. That is their way of
Branding while TCS was not bothered about branding till now as they had a
strong Backbone from “TATA”. Now they have realized the importance of
branding and they have started a good campaign for better branding.
9) Code Quality Vs Documentation
Code Quality is the keyword of TCS while Infy will bore people with the word
“Documentation”. Even though the word “Documentation” is boring, it is very
important in the long run.
10) Average Age
Average age of employees in Infy is much less than that of TCS. TCS runs
mainly with Experienced people where as Infy is a “Fresher” driven company
making it more like college.
11) Processes
Too many Processes spoil the Code. This happens only in Infy.
Each company has its Prons and Cons. It’s the Employee who should decide
what they want.
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