Ack: – Vijay Raut

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I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.” “Yes?”. “I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, and I’ m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say “Hi Tom?” “Sure.”

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.”Hi, Tom,” he said.

I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.”

Ack :- Jay Purohit

1) After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8) When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

9) The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Veteran rockers the Rolling Stones played in front of 33,000 fans as their European tour kicked off in Belgium.

Interest in the concert, held in the town of Werchter, caused a traffic jam which extended for 50km (30 miles).

The Belgian press greeted their performance with rave reviews, with De Morgen calling it a “triumph”.

The Stones’ 30-date show takes in new venues for the band including Serbia and Russia, with three dates at London’s O2 arena in August.

Read More @ BBC

Ack:- Parth Barot

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…
2.You know i am not drunk…
3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…
5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…

11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
13. Baap ko mat Sikha.
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..

Ack:- Vijay Raut

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Pe Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota…………

TODAY IN D AFTERNOON AT 2 PM 3 MINUTES AND 4 SECONDS

THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE READ AS
02:03:04 05-06-07

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other,then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.”What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey,son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.