Ack:- Saurabh Rawane

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice .He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you? “My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

Ack:- Parth Barot 

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:

“One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.”
“Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.”
“Three and three… ”

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.

His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny’s classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny’s mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny’s different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn’t understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, “Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.”

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name…..
When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply…
When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarassing…
When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance….
When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing….
Celebrate with ur friends

Darek dariyo samjey chey key maari paasey paani apaar chey,
Pan ey kya jaaney chey key aa to nadiyo ey aapelo prem udhar chey.

Saagar poochey reti ney taney bhinjvoo key nahi!
Saagar poochey reti ney taney bhinjvoo key nahi!
Reti man maa royi padi, aam to kaai poochi poochi ney thata hashey prem…

Koik vaar koini prit pan taqlif aapey chey,
Aankhon ney gamey tey rit pan taqlif aapey chey,
Hamesha haarthi nathi haari jato maanash,
Koikvaar jagatmaa jeet pan taqlif aapey chey.

Koini pan vaatmaa padto nathi,
Etley hoo koi ney nadto nathi,
Jey ghadiyey jey malyu manjoor chey,
Bhagya saahtey hoo kadi ladto nathi,
koney chalkavya najar naa jaam ney,
Aam to hoon jaamney adto nathi,
Haam haiyya chey maara etley,
Thokaro khaau choo pan ppadto nathi.

orkut orkut sau rame..
scraps ni jove vaat…
communities ma rakhdya kare.. (2)
ane post kare reply lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

scrapbook ne refresh kare..
change kare display pic…
profiles visit karya kare… (2)
ane jove yesterday na hit lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

naam change karya kare..
trade kare testimonial..
album ma pics upload kare.. (2)
ane friends banave kamal lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

office mathi orkut juve..
forward kare spam message..
videos section update kare.. (2)
ane time kare barbad lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..