Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

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A Nostalgic note on Ahmedabad

Woh suvidha ki pani puri, woh pachvati ki chaat,
Woh CTF ka ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.

Woh Ras ranjan ki mithai, woh Swagath ka dosa,
Woh Honest ki pav bhaji aur Manek chowk ka samosa.

Woh rikshaw ka ‘suffer’, woh Kankaria ki hawa,
Woh Law garden ke kante aur Market ka sama.

Woh december ki zara si sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, woh navratri ka garba,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur ganpati ka shor sharaba.

Woh C.G.road ka mahol, woh Vijay ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.

Woh Bakers ke puff, woh Mehta ki chai,
Woh Oswal ke Jalebi, woh Raipur ka “Undhayu”.

Woh bachpan ki yaaden, woh gotion kaa khel,
Woh ATIRA ke jhaadiyan, jahaa hothey they mel.

Woh Rajashree ke Movies aur Drive-in mein Weekend,
Woh CEPT ka nazara aur SAKAR buildings.

Woh City Pulse cinema ke queue, woh black ki pink ticket,
Woh Karnavati club ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad,
aur kitni karoon mein baat,

Yeh shehar hain mera apna,
jiska naam hai A H M E D A B A D!!!!

BadhaJ Padjo Magar Prem Ma Padjo Nahi

બધે જ પડજો પણ પ્રેમ મા પડશો નહી,
ને જો પડો તો પછી રોડણાં રડશો નહી.

પ્રેમ જેવુ કઈ નથી, છે આ બધા લાગણીવેડા,
ઇશ્કની ગજ્ઞલનાં રવાડે ચડશો નહી.
પ્રેમિકા સુખેથી ખાતી હશે ગાજર નો હલ્વો,
ને તમે વીરહ્મા ભુખે મરતા હશો.

કામ કઢાવવાના નુશ્ખાં ગણા હોય છે,
દરેક મિઠા સ્મિત ને પ્રેમ ગણશો નહી,
ભણશો ને ગણશો તો જ શુખ પામશો,
નહિ તર પછી મફત મા પણ ખપશો નહી….

India – Pak Unity (In Relation to Pak Exit from WC 2007)

Hey frnds its just for FUN

Hindi Songs Online Search Engine

I find it a nuisance to have to go to Raaga, search for a song, not find it, then go to MusicIndiaOnline, not find it, then go to Musicplug.in, and so on until Google.

So I got the list of songs from some of these sites, put it together in one place, and implemented a find-as-you-type.

Above are lines of Anand and these lines resulted into a classy site for searching hindi songs.

I was too annoyed with the same and when i was with an idea of doing the same , I searched first that already if something is in place (As said by Ankit Jain)

Finally it resulted in Anand’s beautiful creation.
Thanx Anand for the same

Just go to s-anand.net/hindi and type a song or movie name.

Facts About Men & Women

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

what is possible with just 256 bytes?

Ack:- Ankit Jain

Check the Following HTML page

http://www.p01.org/releases/Demoscene/files/starfield_256b_javascript.htm

Now view source of that page , u would found that its just few lines of code and a wonderful page as a result of it.

Thats called Creativity @ its best

Pray For Me Brother by A R Rahman

A R Rahman’s first English album Pray For Me Brother has been released. The album is his contribution to the global fight against poverty. Pray For Me Brother Composed by A R Rahman Lyrics by Blaaze.

Song Lyrics

Pray for me brother
Pray for me brother
Pray for me sister
Are you searchin’…
Pray for me brother

LookinÂ’ for the answers To all the questions In my life
Will I be alone Will you be there By my side
Is it something he said Is it something he did
I wonder why He is searchinÂ’ For the answers
To stay alive

Could you ever listen Could you ever care
To speak your mind
Only for a minute For only one moment
In time

The joy is around us But show me the love
That we must find
Are you searchin’ For a reason to be kind, to be kind…

He said… Pray for me brother
Pray for me brother Pray for me sister
Pray for me brother Say
what you wanna say now
But keep your hearts open
Be what you wanna be now
LetÂ’s heal the confusion
Pray for me brother

DonÂ’t let me take When you donÂ’t wanna give
DonÂ’t be afraid Just let me live
DonÂ’t let me take When you donÂ’t wanna give
DonÂ’t be afraid Say what you wanna say now
But keep your hearts open

Be what you wanna be now LetÂ’s heal the confusion
Pray for me brother Pray for me brother
IÂ’m ashamed ah, brother be dying of poverty
when he down on his knees its only then he prays
And itÂ’s a shame ah, brother be dying of ignorance
cos the world is a trip and everybodyÂ’s a hypocrite
Need to stop ah , taking a look at the other
IÂ’m not ashamed of poverty
need to be making his life better
So think about it, think about it once more
cos life is a blessing and itÂ’s not justa show, ah
Round and round the world is spinning around

We need to be singing a prayer, we need to be singing it now
Round and round the world is turning around
We need to be singing a prayer, we need to be singing it now
Need to be feeling the power, need to be feeling the faith
We need to coming together just to win this race

Need to be feeling the power, need to be feeling the faith
We need to coming together just to win this race (twice)
Are you searching for a reason to be kind ?

Bombay Vikings HAWA MEIN UDATI JAAYE Lyrics

Ack : – Bombayvikings.com

Hawa Mein Udata Jaaye Tera Lal Dupatta Mal Mal Ka(2 Time)
Dil Pe Waar Chalaye (Tera Lal Dupatta Mal Mal Ka)Oh Oh
Alaap…

Only Wish I Ever Wished
Is If That I could Make Her Mine
Oh That Would Be So Fine
All I Do Is Just Think Of Her
“She Is Always On My Mind”(2)
Somebody Go And Tell Her
She Wont Find Any Better Lover
Every Beat Of My Heart Will Rock Her Ohye Ohye

Hawa Mein Udati Jaaye My Beautiful My Sexy Baby
She Has Got The Looks That Drive Me Crazy Ohye Ohye
Dil Mein Utarti Jaaye
She Is One Great God’s Creation
She Is My One Mind Destination Ohye Ohye

Here She Is Standing Next To Me
But I Am Stranger To Her Eyes
I’m A Just Another Guy

Stay Back Baby Never Leave
Dont Ever Say Goodbye,
Please Stay Here Or I Will Die.
Don’t Care How Much U Shout
You Are A Rock That Never Roll
Cause I ain’t Given Up You Better Know Ohye

Hawa Mein Udati Jaaye My Beautiful My Sexy Baby
She Has Got The Looks That Drive Me Crazy Ohye Ohye
Dil Mein Utarti Jaaye
She Is One Great God’s Creation
She Is My One Mind Destination Ohye Ohye

Romance, Office and Shopping Arithmetic

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

Boss Employee Shayari

Shayari from boss…
Arz kiya hai…….
Transactions hote hain…
Errors ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. (wah wah … wah wah)

Employee’s reply…

Arz kiya hai…….
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to Resignation se bayan hota hai…. (wah wah … wah wah)

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