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Original Names westernized

ORIGINAL NAMEADOPTED WESTERN NAME

Janya Banya Joshi – Jon Bon Jovi

Audumbar Agashe – Andre Agassi

Malati Hinginkar – Martina Hingis

Damayanti More – Demi Moore

Meghana Rane – Meg Ryan

Arjun Shivajinagarkar – ! Arnold Schwarznegger

Devendra Gadge – Darren Gough

Shevanti Dagadu – Sharon Stone

Sitaram Wagh – Steve Waugh

Janoba Rodke – Jonty Rhodes

Purshottam Sampat – Pete Sampras

Baal Ghate – Bill Gates

Menaka Solanki – Monica Seles

Vallabhrao Phutane – Vladimir Putin

Raju More – Roger Moore

Banya Borkar – Boris Becker

Alladh Gore – Al Gore

I’m Alive, I Believe In Everything

Ack :- Harshad Kale

I’m Alive, I Believe In Everything

Self. Brotherhood. God. Zeus. Communism.
Capitalism. Buddha. Vinyl records.
Baseball. Ink. Trees. Cures for disease.
Saltwater. Literature. Walking. Waking.
Arguments. Decisions. Ambiguity. Absolutes.
Presence. Absence. Positive and Negative.
Empathy. Apathy. Sympathy and entropy.
Verbs are necessary. So are nouns.
Empty skies. Dark vacuums of night.
Visions. Revisions. Innocence.
I’ve seen All the empty spaces yet to be filled.
I’ve heard All of the sounds that will collect
at the end of the world.
And the silence that follows.

I’m alive, I believe in everything
I’m alive, I believe in it all.

Waves lapping on the shore.
Skies on fire at sunset.
Old men dancing on the streets.
Paradox and possibility.
Sense and sensibility.
Cold logic and half truth.
Final steps and first impressions.
Fools and fine intelligence.
Chaos and clean horizons.
Vague notions and concrete certainty.
Optimism in the face of adversity.

I’m alive, I believe in everything

I’m alive, I believe in it all.

— Lesley Choyce 

How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

1. Make dinner together and eat by candlelight
2. Slow dance to your favorite songs in your living room
3. Send flowers — even when there’s no special reason. Try sending exotic flowers instead of roses.
4. Mail a love letter expressing how you feel
5. Go to a drive-in movie
6. Make a “Coupon Book of Love” entitling him or her to a romantic dinner, free massage etc.
7. Have a wine and cheese picnic in the park at sunset
8. Dedicate a song on the radio
9. Share a blanket and watch the stars on a moonlit night — or take a trip to your local planetarium
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Somethings in life are worth everything

Horror gripped the heart of a World War soldier, as he saw his lifelong friend fall in battle.The soldier asked his Lieutenant if he could go out to bring his fallen comrade back.

“You can go,” said the Lieutenant, “but don’t think it will be worth it. Your friend is probably dead and you may throw your life away. ”

The Lieutenant’s words didn’t matter, and the soldier went anyway. Miraculously, he managed to reach his friend, hoisted him onto his shoulder and brought him back to their company’s trench.

The officer checked the wounded soldier , then looked kindly at his friend. ” I told you it wouldn’t be worth it,” he said. “Your friend is dead and you are mortally wounded.

It was worth it, Sir,” said the soldier.

“What do you mean by worth it?” responded the Lieutenant. ” Your friend is dead.”

“Yes Sir,” the soldier answered, ” but it was worth it because when I got to him, he was still alive and I had the satisfaction of hearing him say ….”Jim…I knew you’d come.

Many times in life, whether a thing is worth doing or not, really depends on how u look at it. Take up all your courage and do something your heart tells you to do so that you may not regret not doing it later in your life……..

Somethings in life are worth everything…

50 Tips for Research Work

1. Don’t panic too often
2. Only write on one side of the paper
3. Be nice to librarians – esp in inter-library loans
4. Remember that your supervisor is a busy person – if he/she isn’t,
change your supervisor
5. Find out how you work best
6. Read your degree regulations
7. Always have a couple of things you can work on
8. Read some theses from your university in your area
9. Budget for typing and binding
10. Plan ahead

Read More @ Columbia.edu

Murphy’s Law on Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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12 ways to catch lady luck’s eye

1. Pay attention to your surroundings; you won’t spot good luck unless you look for it.

2. Strike up conversations with strangers. You might meet the love of your life or make an important business contact.

3. After you meet someone interesting, follow up with a note or phone call.

4. Stay relaxed, even in pressure situations; it’ll help you be more aware.

5. Vary your routine every day. Walk on the other side of the street or try a new lunch spot.

6. Be aggressive about making changes you want. Still thinking about moving across the country? Just go.

7. Follow your hunches and gut feelings; many seemingly random occurrences are actually the result of good subconscious decisions.

8. Treat nagging doubts as alarm bells; they’re often right, even if you can’t pinpoint the exact reason.

9. Expect good fortune; if you think something’s going to happen, you’ll be more likely to spot it when it does.

10. Believe in lucky charms. A rabbit’s foot doesn’t have special powers, but the confidence it gives you is very powerful.

11. Smile. People will smile back and suddenly you’re off to a good start.

12. Outlast bad luck; often a negative turn of events creates unexpected opportunities for good results.

Now Upload Videos also into Orkut

Want to upload your own video to share? Upload videos to Google Video or YouTube and add the URL here to share on orkut.

You can find the above line inside Orkut ,that says that now Orkut holds a section named Videos for uploading your videos and sharing with ur orkut friends.

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Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai

Ack :- Jay Vora

Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai…
Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai…

Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye…
Zindagi Ab Teri Saugaat Se Dar Lagta Hai…

Pyaar Ko Chod Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo…
Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai…

Meri Khaatir Na Wo Badnaam Kahee Ho Jaae…
Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai…

GREATEST VALUES IN LIFE

Ack :- Anil jain

• The greatest handicap – Fear.

• The best day –Today.

• Hardest thing – To begin.

• Easiest thing to do – Finding faults.

• Most useless asset – Pride.

• Most useful asset – Humanity

• The greatest mistake – Giving up.

• The greatest stumbling block –Egotism.

• The greatest comfort – Work well done.

• Most disagreeable – Complainer.

• Worst bankruptcy – Loss of enthusiasm.

• Greatest need – Common sense.

• Meanest feeling – Regret at another’s success.

• Best gift – Forgiveness.

• The hardest and most painful thing to accept – Defeat.

• The worst moment – Death.

• The greatest knowledge – God.

• The greatest feeling – Love.

• The greatest success in the world –Self-fulfillment and peace of mind

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