Ack : ~ Pratiksha Rao

2005 was when………
when we wrote our last B.E. paper………
when we passed out of college….
when we made new amazing friends…..
when some of us moved to a new city…..
when some of us celebrated our 22nd birthdays…..

when we waved good bye to our buddies leaving to the
states for higher studies…

when some of us fell in love……..
when some of us got married……
when some of us fell out of love
when some of us got hurt

2005 when
when we would have made mistakes
when we made life descisions…….
when these decisions turned out to be a tragedy
when some of us felt lonely ….
when some of us made an amazing friends in a new city
when some of us would have learnt to be stronger…..

when some of us would have realised that everything
happens for a reason…..
when some of us let out our anger…..
when some of us never opened up to our friends about how

we felt….
when some of us felt so glad and happy to be the way they are…..
when we go out everyday and meet up with our friends…
when we had serious talks with our dad about our future…..

when we missed each other when we were at hometown………..
when we missed our mom here …..
when we cried for each other …….
When we celebrated our first Christmas with our friends ….
When we were jobless all the time in office ……..
When we walked around the streets late in the night ……

When we put budget for the next month (but strictly not following it)
When we attended those late night calls (only incoming calls)

Last year has taken us through all our ups and downs
we faced in our life…

2006…….one more year …..a year to….
To find our life partner (might be)
to smile……..
to let people know how much u care…
to learn from our mistakes…….
to cry when we are feeling down…..
to follow our dreams…….
to fight against everything for our dreams to come true…..
to be more confident………
to be more strong at heart and mind…..
to enrich our knowledge………
to make others happy….

Lets take each day as it comes……..
Forget about the downs we came across in the past year……..
And remember every lesson we learnt through them……..
Lets Enjoy Life to The Fullest…………
Lets Be thankful for every day…..
All The Very Best For The Year to Come…..
WE guys are goin to definitly Rock this year……..

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner
should be light”

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Sardar told his servant: Go and water th e plants. Servant: It’s already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will
come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!”

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what…—To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.

IN COURT du r! ing a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
….. Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho…..

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please
recharge your card”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions
on the tin, “For best results put on two coats”

Q:) ! How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
measure how much he has slept……..

Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and
finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars.
The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.

The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. “One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater-Rice University.”

The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question. “Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was an Indian Politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied,
“You give me three million,
I’ll give you one million,
I’ll keep a million and
we’ll send the American engineer.”

This image spks everything

Ack :~ Arfat Ansari

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her…

1) Nahi……………..???

2) Chiiiii…..Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare…….

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai….

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………”

15) “Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu”

16) “Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don’t cheat on me ) ” … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu 😉

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that’s a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don’t think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don’t care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne “No” bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) “What?”

39) “Let’s just stay away from this”

40)

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44) My friend in college got one classic reply … “I THINK I’M ENGAGED”

45) “I think, I will have better options in future …”
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

49) “Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?…”she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …

50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..

51)hehe I didnt expect that from you….

52)nice joke …

53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye…..

54)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on………….

55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun…

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground”.Signed: “A Sardarji”.

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

“How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son.”
Signed: Another Sardarji

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Ack : ~ Gaurav