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Archive for May, 2007

Smart wife

( Forwards and Fun )

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband,
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for [...]

Height of lies

( Forwards and Fun )

Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said “Sir, my mom died unexpectedly” . The PL let it go at that.After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the [...]

PJ ki Jai Hooo

( Forwards and Fun )

Achchha, ab shru karte hain
toh ek couple hai..
woh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide unke najdik nai
aate…
y..
kyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki ka   naam rekha hai… :)  totally Laxman Rekha
How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think…….
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why………….
‘coz he repeatively says,”mein CONE [...]

Programming hai waste trust only copy-paste

( Forwards and Fun )

Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh. Night out Maar….Fundoo programming  kar like me….! Do something cool man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga …
Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! ar appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks
You [...]

Before and After the Marriage

( Forwards and Fun )

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such [...]

Martial Woes

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Saurabh Rawane
Why dogs don’t marry?
Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
Two [...]

Bug Logging by Testing Team

( Forwards and Fun )

How Roshan D’Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur)
Roshan D’Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it [...]

Dear God I Beg You

( Forwards and Fun )

What is the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan ?

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Rishabh 
SRK`s Plural is ICICI BANK….
Hoe come ….it is logical…
Sharukh says Main hoo na
ICICI bank => Hum hain na

Life @ Frankfurt

( Fun and Personal )

Life @ Frankfurt