Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife Dear Sweetheart: I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband, Allen ============ ========= His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses [...]
May, 2007 Archive
Height of lies
Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said “Sir, my mom died unexpectedly” . The PL let it go at that.After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the [...]
PJ ki Jai Hooo
Achchha, ab shru karte hain toh ek couple hai.. woh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide unke najdik nai aate… y.. kyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki ka  naam rekha hai…  totally Laxman Rekha How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost???? Think……. its [...]
Programming hai waste trust only copy-paste
Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh. Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar like me….! Do something cool man !! You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga … Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! ar appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! [...]
Before and After the Marriage
Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! [...]
Martial Woes
Ack:- Saurabh Rawane Why dogs don’t marry? Because they are already leading a dog’s life! Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like [...]
Bug Logging by Testing Team
How Roshan D’Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D’Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will [...]
What is the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan ?
Ack:- Rishabh SRK`s Plural is ICICI BANK…. Hoe come ….it is logical… Sharukh says Main hoo na ICICI bank => Hum hain na