Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk

with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask

him. One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what’s your name

John: john

Bush: what’s your question

John: sir I have three questions

1) why did Americaattack Iraqwithout the approval of UNO

2) where is Osama

3) why do Americasupport Pakistanso much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john. ( just then the bell for
recess rang).

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :What’s your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did Americaattack Iraqwithout the approval of UNO

2) where is Osama

3) why do Americasupport Pakistanso much

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN?

( just then the bell for recess rang again ….).

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Then, no one raised their hand….

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

6. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.

8. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries… .)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

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Twenty20, as the name suggest is a single innings 20 overs type of cricket. Introduced in England originally played between county teams. It then gradually spread at the international level. It is the shortest form of cricket completed in about 3 hours, after 5 day test matches and limited 50 overs one day cricket. This is the first time ICC has organized Twenty20 World Championship tournament to be played in South Africa. This Twenty20 World Cup championship will be played between all the test playing nations and other qualifiers and it will contested among total 12 teams.

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મને ન પૂછ કે તારા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?
ન પૂછ વાયુને, વાયા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

નસીબમાં નહીં, મહેનતમાં ફક્ત માને છે,
એ હાથને ય જો… રેખા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

વસંત જેવી તું આવીને વળગી બેસે તો,
આ કાષ્ઠને ય મહોર્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ન હોય કોઈ જ્યાં બંધન ત્યાં કેવી આઝાદી ?
જો વહેવું હોય તો કાંઠા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

જીવન-મરણની તમે વાત લઈને બેઠા છો…
અને જીવો-મરો સ્વેચ્છા વગર, શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને તું નહીં દેખાતો હોય ક્યાંય છતાં,
તું છે એ વાતને માન્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને સોમી ગઝલ લખતો હોઉં હું તો પણ
વીતેલી પળ ફરી જીવ્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

હું કશું પણ કહું તો એ કહેશે કે, ‘હા’,
આવા સગપણને હવે ક્યાં રાખવા ?

સિક્કા ખિસ્સામાં છે તારી યાદના,
રોજ થોડા-થોડા લઉં છું કામમાં.

બંધ કરતામાં થશે ભેળાં છતાં,
તું તિરાડ જ જો, હું જોઉં બારણાં.

આયના, તડકો – ઉભયના ભાસમાં
હું મને શોધી શક્યો ન જાતમાં.

ચિત્ત, આંખો, દિલ- બધું બારીએ છે,
આ જે ઘરમાં છે, શું હું છું ? ના રે ના…

વહી ગયેલાં પાણી ભરવાં શક્ય છે?
તું ગઝલ લખ, છોડ પદ નરસિંહના.

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
“After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?”

The other friend replied “When someone hurts us we should! Write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life But value WHO you have in your life!

A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ hmmmm… ‘How about nuclear power?’ said the guy.

‘OK’. She said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flatpatty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do yo suppose that is?’

The guy thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea. The girl replied… ‘Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?’