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Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota

Ack:- Vijay Raut

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae

Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Pe Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota

Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota…………

When you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other,then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.”What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey,son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!

Moral: Sometimes, when you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

PJ ki Jai Hooo

Achchha, ab shru karte hain
toh ek couple hai..
woh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide unke najdik nai
aate…
y..
kyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki ka   naam rekha hai… :)  totally Laxman Rekha

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
Think…….
its 1/3(pi*r*r*h)
do u know why………….
‘coz he repeatively says,”mein CONE hun???”.

ok, flashback to Sholay
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
ahin..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Nai..
Yeh haath humko de de thakur..
Thakur : abye 4 – 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata Banega kya???

Once ther was a man by name Bhagwan. A beautiful girl by name Raani falls
in love with Bhagwan. After few days of their affair, Raani dies. Why??
Kyonki woh Bhagwan ko pyaari ho gayi!!

Who is Aparna’s younger sister?
Lowerna!

Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein bahut ro rahi thi…achanak ek car
aati hai aur use thokti hai…fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti…in fact the
car is damaged ..how????

woh bahut ro rahi thi
ro (density) is very high.
density x volume = mass
therefore mass is very very high.(higher than car)
isliye gaadi damaged!

BPL – PJ (Below Poverty Line – PJ)
If Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of
veerapan’s wife in that movie ??
socho socho
thoda aur deemag lagao
Zaarapan !!!!!

dil mein chubhi sui
gaur farmayiega
dil mein chubhi sui
ooi ooi ooi……….

Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
Sab Gaonwaale usse darte the… usse duuurr bhagte the…
Par Ek din us ne apne Gun ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab
gaonwale uski pooja karne lage…..
Kyu???
Kyon ki woh Gun – Pati ban jaata hain… .

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy

Ack:- Divya Bajpai

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats.Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man couldn’t hear the band – he could see it. In his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”

Epilogue:

“There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations”
“Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled”
“If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy”
“Today is a gift, that’s why it is called the present.”

Nokia to set up design studio in B’lore

The world’s largest handset maker is ramping up its focus in India with the global launch of seven new products predominantly aimed at the market here. ET spoke to Nokia’s entry business unit design director Antti Kujala , and president, sales & portfolio management mobile phones (APAC), Alex Lambeek . Excerpts:

ET: Will any of the seven handsets that Nokia launched be manufactured in your plant in Chennai?

Alex Lambeek: All the handsets that we launched on Thursday will be manufactured at our plant in Chennai — in fact six of the seven handsets will be made in India. While I cannot reveal numbers, these handsets are volume driven products. Our Chennai plant has already manufactured over 25 million handsets since its began operations.

Read More @ Economic Times

Twelve Ways to Win People to Your Way of Thinking

Extracted From Book Viz. , How to Win Friends and Influence People

Avoid arguments.
Show respect for the other person’s opinions. Never tell someone they are wrong.
If you’re wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
Begin in a friendly way.
Start with questions the other person will answer yes to.
Let the other person do the talking.
Let the other person feel the idea is his/hers.
Try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view.
Sympathize with the other person.
Appeal to noble motives.
Dramatize your ideas.
Throw down a challenge.

Jindagi Ye Kis Mod Pe Le Aaye He

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है ,
ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते , fir वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज mil जाता है .
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,
Girl Friend से पल – पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है …..

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है .
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .
Professional ने की है तरक्की ,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है

Bombay Vikings HAWA MEIN UDATI JAAYE Lyrics

Ack : – Bombayvikings.com

Hawa Mein Udata Jaaye Tera Lal Dupatta Mal Mal Ka(2 Time)
Dil Pe Waar Chalaye (Tera Lal Dupatta Mal Mal Ka)Oh Oh
Alaap…

Only Wish I Ever Wished
Is If That I could Make Her Mine
Oh That Would Be So Fine
All I Do Is Just Think Of Her
“She Is Always On My Mind”(2)
Somebody Go And Tell Her
She Wont Find Any Better Lover
Every Beat Of My Heart Will Rock Her Ohye Ohye

Hawa Mein Udati Jaaye My Beautiful My Sexy Baby
She Has Got The Looks That Drive Me Crazy Ohye Ohye
Dil Mein Utarti Jaaye
She Is One Great God’s Creation
She Is My One Mind Destination Ohye Ohye

Here She Is Standing Next To Me
But I Am Stranger To Her Eyes
I’m A Just Another Guy

Stay Back Baby Never Leave
Dont Ever Say Goodbye,
Please Stay Here Or I Will Die.
Don’t Care How Much U Shout
You Are A Rock That Never Roll
Cause I ain’t Given Up You Better Know Ohye

Hawa Mein Udati Jaaye My Beautiful My Sexy Baby
She Has Got The Looks That Drive Me Crazy Ohye Ohye
Dil Mein Utarti Jaaye
She Is One Great God’s Creation
She Is My One Mind Destination Ohye Ohye

Santa Ji ki Jai

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar

Woh College ki yaadein!

1. On being Late

“Kab chalu hua?”

“Attendance ho gaya kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Kal proxy mara tha kya”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

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